<traesko> One ping to raise them all,
<traesko> One ping to lag them,
<traesko> One ping to slow them down,
<traesko> And, in the packet loss, frag them.

<Melly> i like sucking my dad off while my mum shoves a dildo up my ass

-@Iconoclast- Arran
-ShadowWraith- ye?
-@Iconoclast- if things do go well.. I could always like.. get some cash out of teh bank and go "Shopping" and then find out how fuckin borin’ it is and wonder why the fuck girls love it so much..
-ShadowWraith- then?
-@Iconoclast- then stop it cos its wank and boring
-@Iconoclast- have more fun looking up a skirt of a plastic model in a shop window
-ShadowWraith- ...
-@Ghozer- ROFLMAO!
-@Iconoclast- Ghozer found it funny ^^
-ShadowWraith- maybe he can relate :o
-@Iconoclast- ROFL
-@Iconoclast- Haha owned

(D33) I have this excellent pair of white tattered yfronts that have brown lines down the back and yellow stains in the front, inside the pouch
(D33) unfortunately they’re real
(D33) but
(D33) excellent none the less

(Spooge) "The gush" is what happens when some saddo like SeiferZ masturbates so much that his body runs out of semen and starts eating internal organs to use as spooge. So when you spooge this big red goop known as "the gush" comes out.
(Spooge) Shrimping: When a guy spooges in someone’s ass (could be a guy, could be a girl... usually a guy :[ ) and then sucks out the spooge with a straw

(|arC|jamjar): fuck it, don’t u hate it when u buy cheep bog roll, and then when u whipe ur arse with it, ur finger pokes through it and u get shit all over you;re funger
(|arC|jamjar): FUCK I HATE THAT

-[ Heartwork|ZzZ ]- i can lick my own eye
-[ Heartwork|ZzZ ]- P:
-[ Heartwork|ZzZ ]- see
-[ Heartwork|ZzZ ]- oh my god, what have I just said

(Longbow[GB]) you said horny
(The-Pilgrim) lol
(Marik) lol
(Marik) whats that porno womens name
(Marik) ive forgot it
([Elrond]) mum?
(Longbow[GB]) lol

<qui> STEELO YOU ARE A NUCKFUT
<Marik> moron
<Steelo> .
<qui> ?
<Steelo> omg even Marik is insulting me :(
<Brocken> Steelo has hit a new low \o/
<Steelo> time to kill myself me thinks

<Zakat> nope
<Zakat> I am a young bith
<Pinapoke> Yes
<Zakat> bitch*
<Pinapoke> a what?
<Zakat> not a old witch
<Pinapoke> No.
<Zakat> a young bitch
<Zakat> yes
<Zakat> yes
<Zakat> yes
*** Mode change "+b *!*WinNT@c213-200-146-149.cm-upc.chello.se" for channel #halflife2 by synth
*** Zakat has been kicked off channel #halflife2 by synth (Repeating (3r in 8s), 10m tempban! <227>)
<Pinapoke> Owned

<@Indo-> is six weetabix for breakfast excessive
<@Indo-> wifes says I’m a phat bloater
<+Cencus> are they battered n deep fried?
<@Indo-> no, I’ve not thought of doing them that way
<+Cencus> worth a try
<@Indo-> k, thanx
* @Indo- gets cooking oil heated up

-[ Marik ]- hello whats CTRL+Rdo ?
-[ Heartwork|ZzZ ]- try and see
-[ Synbios ]- Pod, that doesn't work with current mIRC versions because it has a popup :p
-[ Synbios ]- rofl
-[ Pod- ]- Marik: the same as alt+f+x
---- Marik has quit irc (Read error: EOF from client) ----
-[ Pod- ]- :(

(12:50pm) ** oxy is back after 10h15m: ebd lashed etc! ipsisied wway msg heheheheehehe win!
(12:50pm) ** oxy makes note
..12:50.. <oxy> never leave irc on !
..12:50.. <@Luggage> [02:25] * @oxy is (Offline)...
..12:50.. <@Luggage> [02:39] * @oxy is (Online)...
..12:50.. <@Luggage> [02:39] * @oxy is away: ebd lashed etc! ipsisied wway msg heheheheehehe win!

<@DizMatt> anyone know if velvet is around and about at all??
<@Pi|Mu|Rho> I think he spoke earlier this week for about 5 minutes
<@Pi|Mu|Rho> I believe that he actually lives in the Star Wars universe now, and occasionally plays an MMORPG called "real life"
<nyama> thats so true its quite worrying :)
<qui> velvet is now part of the force
<@DizMatt> hey nyama
<@DizMatt> is velvet beyond this universe now?
<@nyama> ello
<@DizMatt> could do with a chat with him if he’s on later
<@DizMatt> or us he weilding his ’lightsabre’ again?
<@nyama> he’s currently running missions but i’ll prod him here
<@velvet> ?
<@DizMatt> OMG! lo
<@Mmw> it speaks
<@Mmw> lo velvet :)
<@DizMatt> got 4 mins for a PM mate?/
<@velvet> maybe
<@GroovYF> lol
<@DizMatt> is that the best answer you have??
<@DizMatt> do you want to phone a friend?
<@Pi|Mu|Rho> velvet
<@velvet> time is ticking :P
<@Pi|Mu|Rho> join with me and together we can rule the universe as father and son!

(17:06:23) (qui) well I have got a hairy arse
(17:06:28) (Marik) rgr that
(17:06:36) (Jolene) axe wound
(17:06:39) (@GroovYF) you want to roger qui’s arse?
(17:06:45) (Marik) lol no
(17:06:46) (@GroovYF) how wude
(17:06:47) (Pod`) all he thinks off

<@Coddy> fucking grammer school boy

<Marik> hey mate
<Marik> do you have serial numbers for win 2k?
<Marik> James Danbury, I am arresting you for the supply of microsft windiows cd-keyx. whereever you say may be used against you k?

(+NAICOU) Why does the washgingmachine laugh? -It takes the piss out of the knickers! :P
(@[Elrond]) for gods sake don’t typle "LOL" - he might tell another one

[00:31] <Sierro> for that type "/server stats"
[00:31] *** Quits: Majestic007 (Quit)
[00:34] <majestic007> bastard :)

(WillH) just saw ROTK
(WillH) It was long
(Pinapoke) too bad Frodo doesn’t get laid
(WillH) Yeah, i’m pretty sure Frodo is gay and he left cause Sam wasn’t
(Pinapoke) Gandalf deserves some sex at least- he could use his magic to become younger and get a 20" willeh
(Shuzer) Tolkien would probably have killed you for saying that
(DiSTuRbEdofX) :o
(Pinapoke) lol
(Pinapoke) he’s dead so we’re all fine.. but he probably shook in his grave
(WillH) Tolkien was an old brit what could he do?
(Shuzer) lol
(Shuzer) He’d throw his books at you until you died

<@BigBopper> added a seen script that works dan :D
<@BigBopper> seen Bad-Co
<@BopBot> BigBopper: I have not seen Bad-Co
<@BigBopper> er...
<@Bad-Co> lol

<_Daniel_> Marik, next year you can have sex for yourself, as long as you find someone to do it with, btw i dont think incest is allowed in UK

[Sierro] omg what teh fcuk bollocs i pised

-[ WillH ]- roses are red
-[ WillH ]- violets are blue
-[ WillH ]- all of my base
-[ WillH ]- are belong to you

*** RoSWeLL quit (Mein Godin Himmel! Mein penis hat explodiert!)
<SteelGolem> o_O
<SteelGolem> i don’t know german, but i think i know what he said in that quit message!

<BigBopper> haha
<Briggers> haha is what you type when you dont have a funny retort
<Briggers> i know i used it before :E
<BigBopper> Briggers is the only person i look forward to seeing again just to listen to what crap he will come out with :E
<Briggers> omg
<Briggers> ill remember that next time
<NoLimit^> Briggers hello im in a crisis here ?!
<Briggers> condoms go over your cock nl
<Briggers> not your head
<M3mphis-> ROLF
<BigBopper> i guess u climb inside them Briggers as ur a cock
<Briggers> yes
<Briggers> then i go inside you as youre a cunt
<BigBopper> :/
<NoLimit^> the wit is strong in here tonight
<Briggers> ok enoughs enough

<@SeiferZ> 9 days till my bday
<@SeiferZ> ^^
<@D33> celebrating sliding out of a vagina, covered in blood then being spanked by a nurse
<@D33> I’ll drink to that!

<^Freak]|JeDi|[> i own with bumming
<invidious]|JeDi> lol
<^Freak]|JeDi|[> especially cheese pies
<invidious]|JeDi> lol wtf

<ScapeGoat> This is a genuine psychological test.
<ScapeGoat> It is a story about a girl.
<ScapeGoat> While at the funeral of her own mother, she met this guy whom she
<ScapeGoat> did not know.
<ScapeGoat> She thought this guy was amazing, so much her dream guy she
<ScapeGoat> believed him to be, that she fell in love with him there but never asked for
<ScapeGoat> his number and could not find him.
<ScapeGoat> A few days later the girl killed her own sister.
<ScapeGoat> Question: What is her motive in killing her sister?
<@Trimbo> hmmm
<@Trimbo> the womans motive is to meet the man to get his number
<@Trimbo> she has no contact with him
<@Trimbo> but he attended her mothers funeral
<@Trimbo> assuming he is a family friend
<@Trimbo> perhaps she thought if she killed her sister she could meet him again lol
<ScapeGoat> omfg
<ScapeGoat> Answer:She was hoping that the guy would appear at the funeral again.
<ScapeGoat> omg
<ScapeGoat> u weirdo
<@Trimbo> http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/funeral.html
<ScapeGoat> u scare me now lol
<@Trimbo> :D
<ScapeGoat> :p
<@Trimbo> lolage
<ScapeGoat> lol
@Trimbo really laughs out loud
<ScapeGoat> :p
<@Trimbo> ScapeGoat <- pwned
<ScapeGoat> actually thought u was sum serial killer then

(Marik) for my 16th im gonna get all the girls in my class and invite them over
(Marik) set up a 20 seater table
(Marik) get each girl bent over each chair
(Marik) one pulsate each

-16:44:15- [@izigo]: haha
-16:44:17- [@izigo]: you wish
-16:44:26- [@izigo]: i?m the ?ber noob
-16:44:32- [@izigo]: i dont know how to start the computer
-16:44:36- [@izigo]: my wife does that..
-16:44:45- [+_Daniel_]: i am just teh unlucky cunt that goes to schools to fix computers and end up teaching the kids teh alphabet
-16:44:54- [@izigo]: j/k about be noob stuff.. but my wife is actually the one starting the computer for me
-16:44:55- [@izigo]: haha
-16:45:02- [+UKDJ|II3mHz]: lol
-16:45:02- [@izigo]: haha
-16:45:08- [+_Daniel_]: hehe
-16:45:08- [+UKDJ|II3mHz]: i taught a class dan
-16:45:13- [+_Daniel_]: did ya
-16:45:17- [+UKDJ|II3mHz]: about programming
-16:45:17- [+UKDJ|II3mHz]: :/
-16:45:20- [+_Daniel_]: i taught 4
-16:45:20- [@izigo]: i?v been computer teacher for a highschool
-16:45:25- [+_Daniel_]: ]numbers and letters
-16:45:27- [@izigo]: i was 2 years older then them..
-16:45:27- [@izigo]: lol
-16:45:30- [@izigo]: kinda fun.
-16:45:33- [+UKDJ|II3mHz]: lol
-16:45:37- [@izigo]: i could date my students..
-16:45:44- [+UKDJ|II3mHz]: hes not english :p
-16:45:50- [+UKDJ|II3mHz]: he says highschool
-16:45:50- [+UKDJ|II3mHz]: bah
-16:45:51- [+UKDJ|II3mHz]: :p
-16:45:53- [@izigo]: i?m swedish
-16:45:56- [+UKDJ|II3mHz]: ;)
-16:45:57- [+UKDJ|II3mHz]: i know
-16:46:01- [+_Daniel_]: i could also, but i would get called a pedo
-16:46:05- [+_Daniel_]: hehe
-16:46:06- [@izigo]: haha
-16:46:14- [@izigo]: i was called one.. but thats another funny story
-16:46:24- [@izigo]: one of my best friends..

<@Narly> if god ever connected to quakenet - he must have been seriously pissed with #redeemers to give us Marik ffs

<Sierro> http://www.purelymag.com/temp/Elisha%20Cuthbert%20-%20Girl%20Next%20Door%20Promo%2001.jpg
<Sierro> \o/
<FluffyKitten> that looks photoshopped
<Blood_God> FluffyKitten, remember the rules for how you can and can’t refer to Adobe (R) Photoshop (R) :p
<FluffyKitten> which rules ?
<Sierro> It cannot be used as a verb!
<FluffyKitten> why :o(
<Sierro> You must say the image has been altered using Adobe(r) Photoshop(tm) software
<Blood_God> you could have said "That looks like it could have been edited with Adobe (R) Photoshop(R)"
<Blood_God> yeah
<Blood_God> ’cos Adobe (R) say so.
<Sierro> Yeah. Good ol’ Adobe(r)
<FluffyKitten> OK... it looks MSI Photosuited

* Now talking in #trickery.rtcw
* Topic is 'arse'
* Set by feck on Mon Jan 19 09:54:41
* feck sets mode: +v Devosse
<Devosse> hiya is anyone there to answer quick question?
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-[ Heartwork ]- like heterosexual is boy and girl, homosexual is boy and marik.
-[ Pod` ]- :)
-[ Marik ]- yes i got taught that way to

<@bliv`> Some paki trying to sell me maw some shit
<@bliv`> Had to sort him out
<@bliv`> :E
<@Batz|MastaChef> rofl rich
<@Batz|MastaChef> i’d say
<@Batz|MastaChef> "FUCK OFF YOU PAKISTANIAN ARAB RABIES BITING WILLEH MUNCHA
<@bliv`> I just went out there and said, Oi punjab go eat some pompedoms and he walked off :<
<@Batz|MastaChef> btw, i’m not racist

-16:13:29- [Longbow[GB]]: i talk alot more on IRC than in real life
-16:13:30- [Pod`]: then you’re false?
-16:13:44- [_Daniel_]: neother does mine, i talk IRL more then irc
-16:13:46- [Marik]: same Longbow[GB]
-16:13:55- [Marik]: im opposite
-16:14:00- [Marik]: to _Daniel_
-16:14:09- [_Daniel_]: i’m straight

* Zakat molests mrBadger!
<mrBadger> can you stop doing that?
<mrBadger> please?
<LoginHere> lol

(@Spudman) im in the mood for love
(@Spudman) but other people are home

<mrBadger> fantastic, as much as i’d like to stay up and discuss poo with you guys, i’m going to bed.

<onions[zZz]> you forget one thing
<onions[zZz]> i dont have a penis!

(20:28:16) ?(@Fenric) hate saying this but Star Wars bores me these days :( so different to how I used to be a massive fan of it ;(
(20:30:16) ?(@Spudman) ...
(20:30:25) ?(@Spudman) i cant beleive i had sex with you!

<FluffyKitten> pfftt... if I was meant to be stabbed in the arm I’d have a slot there
<Pi|Mu|Rho> does that mean that you’re meant to be poked in the arse?

<mrBadger> ahhhh
<FluffyKitten> ahhhh ?
<Pod`> ahhhh !
<FluffyKitten> ohhhh
<mrBadger> ahhh terrance
<Photon> <insert generic porn music here>
<FluffyKitten> ehhhh ?
<mrBadger> ahhhh!
* Sierro cums

-17:09:06- ? jimbob|gamin is playing Medal Of Honor
-17:09:06- ? Quit: (jimbob|gamin) (jimbobaggi@jimbobaggies.users.quakenet.org) (Killed (*.quakenet.org (You are violating QuakeNet rules. Please read http://www.quakenet.org/rules/. ID: 2311217)))

<Marik> yes i know you turd
<Marik> im not stuppid

<]FB[Morbski> qui, can u sort me a i-rox email :D
<qui|cornwall> yeah
<mrBadger> how’d you do that?
<qui|cornwall> I own the site / domain
<qui|cornwall> :)
<]FB[Morbski> :D
<qui|cornwall> I designed teh r0x!
<mrBadger> ahhhh
<mrBadger> cool
<mrBadger> :)
<]FB[Morbski> qui is the r0x
<]FB[Morbski> fs
<]FB[Morbski> i didnt just say that
<]FB[Morbski> :<

<Zakat> D? forts?tter jag!
<Zakat> Maj-San said she’s gonna spank me!
* mrBadger sets mode: +m

<DJCarlos> "yeke yeke!"
<need-bandwidth> bukkake
<need-bandwidth> anyone for qw?
* need-bandwidth kicks oxy|fs
<Pi|Mu|Rho> do people still play that?
<MD87> Evidently so
<Pi|Mu|Rho> it could mean "quick wank"
<Synbios-> heh
<need-bandwidth> yes!
<need-bandwidth> um to <Pi|Mu|Rho> do people still play that?

<Sierro> fuck off qui
<Marik^> fight fight fight
<Sierro> you can cock off too dan
<Marik^> ok
<Marik^> grrrr you want some?
<Sierro> Don’t even try.
<Marik^> why not?
<Sierro> You’re like an angry puppy.
** Marik^ is searching for Sierro + goatsex on yahoo. WEEE 603 Hits!
<Sierro> Wails and gnashes but no real power.
<Marik^> i have the power
<Marik^> I’m opped in (0/4) channels on (1) network. I have the power over (0/294) users.
<Marik^> o shite no i dont :(