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Crisis_Id (~pist_punx@cpe-24-24-135-190.socal.rr.com) has joined. ?52 people?
<Crisis_Id> How do I idle?
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<@babyharpseal> when I was on me sun course, the tutor let slip about suns plans
<@onions> to explode in a few million years, wiping out the human race?
<@Pi|Mu|Rho> that was phantom-esque.
<@onions> i know, sorry :)
<@babyharpseal> actually billions. But that was kinda funny so Ill let you off.
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(@]CpU[Hellfire) some new quotes of you on i rox marik ;/
(+Marik) there best not be
(+Marik) arggg
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(D33): I just did these two giant poos, they’re massive. Anyway.. I flushed and the toilet paper must of gone down because all that’s left is these two giant balls of feces, partially above the water level, which won’t flush
(D33): I’m waiting on the next person to use the bathroom and scream
(splatt|cba): lol
(D33): soooo looking forward to it
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* Brain_Murders checks if mrs murders is asleep or faking it
<Luggage> heh
<Luggage> ....
<Brain_Murders> hey - your place or mine :D
<Luggage> thats her two possible states in bed with u is it
<Luggage> asleep
<Luggage> or faking it
<Luggage> ;E
<Brain_Murders> nah - she only fakes sleep
<[Longbow]> lol
<aceman> Put an aspirin on her tongue, if she says, "WTF is that for? I don’t have a headache..", then.......
* aceman gets coat
<Brain_Murders> she cant fake orgasm on account of my knob being so far in that she can suck on it at the same time,....
<Luggage> shes 2 inches tall?
<Brain_Murders> yup
<[Longbow]> lol
<Brain_Murders> married a pygmy
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(+Kryton) i just found a mobile in my room :E
(@Batz) fuck
(@Batz) its mine
(+Kryton) lol
(@Batz) has shagging my bitch on your bed
(+Kryton) its a shitty nokia 3210 :/
(@Batz) soz dude
(@Batz) :E
(@Batz) yea
(@Batz) thats mine
(@Batz) :E
(+Kryton) lol
(+Kryton) :E
(@Batz) is it silver/
(+Kryton) that wasn’t ur bitch u was shaggin
(+Kryton) it was my bro :E
(@Batz) bloody wasn’t your bro
(+Kryton) lol nope dark grey :P
(@Batz) i made sure i put the paper bag on first :E
* @bliv` Now Playing: Eminem- Monkey see Monkey Do [03:40m/192Kbps/44KHz]
(+Kryton) fuckign was because he slept in my bed last night :E
(@Batz) o....
(+Kryton) rofl
(@Batz) he said i was good anyway :E
(+Kryton) lol
(+Kryton) hes 5
(+Kryton) :E
(@Batz) fuck that shit
(+Kryton) rofl
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<Brocken> why aren’t you meant to shave against the grain? :/
<Ding> see that big rash on your face?
<Ding> thats why.
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@[MPD]MJRPAIN: naaaah you was browsing your sick porn
+LieutLaww: dvd boxset arriving on monday \o/
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-[ CookieGirl ]- dont say teh dick word...., plz.. some1 in my class wanked while teh lessons
-[ CookieGirl ]- uder his jacket
-[ CookieGirl ]- he sat infront of me
-[ |69ER|Magick ]- how did u know cookie?
-[ CookieGirl ]- i seen it
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set-topic(#getsomeskills) by qui|fs : [ Attention IRC Users: No one fucking cares what mp3 you are listening to, what fucking server you are playing on or that there’s a fucking player wanted to play in a 4v4 mix cs game. ]
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<der|pascal`> suche nen g?nstigen, zuverl?ssigen, schnellen bnc-anbieter. qry please
<ArcticFox> warum nicht Sie gerade weg Sie Bumsen gehen
<ArcticFox> swearing in another language rocks
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<ArcticFox> warum nicht Sie gerade weg Sie Bumsen gehen
<ArcticFox> swearing in another language rocks<ningo> 1:1 translation: why not they now away they sex going
<ArcticFox> ROFL
<SMeK> lol
<SMeK> you are wicked
<ArcticFox> germanian language rocks
<SMeK> babel doesnt put it in the right order
<ningo> only if you can spunk it
<ningo> *speak
<ningo> gah
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onions: cant fuckng believe this
onions: asked a mate round to plau generals
* BlindSite deep fries onions cousins
TLOG|PAPA: you asked a m8 to play with you genitals?
onions: yes
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! @synth slaps plith around with a pink Macintosh
! plith stabs synth and dances on his corpse.
! plith wins.
?(@synth) omg wtf hacker :(
(plith) It’s not hacking. It’s creative problem solving.
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-16:26:27- (DiSTuRbEdofX) daniel got owned by hacker
-16:26:33- (Dark-3c0) hahhahahah
-16:26:51- (_Daniel_) indeed
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* @mrBadger lies down on my bed of IRCers
(@|Matt|) does that hurt?
* qckbeam dances on the table
(@|Matt|) i mean most of them are pricks?
(19:13:51) (@mrBadger) lol
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(JG|Shower|) christ i wanna go out and drink so bad
(D|VoiD) cant u ?
(JG|Shower|) got no legs
(D|VoiD) ?
(Arkaos) :/
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-> [join] Dreamz [Dreamboy@Dreamz.users.quakenet.org] joins: #redeemers
-> [mode] Vhilty][Motor sets mode: +v Dreamz
@Batz: vhilty riding his "motor"
@Batz: motorised dildo bike :E
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[12:45am] * Wizza slaps _Daniel_ around a bit with a large trout
[12:45am] * Wizza slaps Mmw around a bit with a large trout
[1:06am] * _Daniel_ beats Wizza around the head with Mellys 12" Black Dildo
[1:07am]?@ Wizza? i knew melly had one some where
[1:07am]?@ Wizza? fucker would not let me borrow it
[1:08am]?@ Melly? ;(
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(The-Pilgrim) grats marik last 5 quotes on i-rox dont apear to be about you
(Marik) thanks The-Pilgrim, i have been trying
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-> netplit detected, (3) user(s) split!
(@mrBadger) lol
(@mrBadger) whats with net splits
(@|Matt|) like i said
(@|Matt|) quakenet is bieng bumfluffed
(Frukt|D2) bumfluffed?
(@|Matt|) use your imagination
(@mrBadger) like bumfucked, but more family-orientated
(@|Matt|) :)
(@himself) lol
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<Spudman> I cry when I mastarbate
<Spudman> can you come over? I don’t want to cry tonight
<synth> should I bring the crack?
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(WildWayz) My gfs daughter bought me and my gf tickets to Erotica in Manchester :D
(sm|gone) :o
(WildWayz) much nudity on the cards
(WildWayz) and leather
(WildWayz) and bondage
(WildWayz) oops.... people know my dark side now
(WildWayz) LUKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERE ARE YOU LUUUUUUUUUUUKE
(WildWayz) *I AM YOUR FATHER*
(sm|gone) what is "Erotica" all about
(WildWayz) urm - Erotica, perhaps?
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-[ PFTB|BlackBall ]- 29. 1992 - what line of children’s books celebrated its 50th anniversary?
-[ c4-X-Fact0r- ]- lol
-[ Panth0r ]- winey the poo
-[ c4-X-Fact0r- ]- pengiun
-[ Panth0r ]- :P
-[ PFTB|BlackBall ]- Here’s a hint: lit
-[ |69ER|Heartwork ]- little shite
-[ PFTB|BlackBall ]- |69ER|Heartwork got the answer: little. In: 14.093 secs. Streak: 1. Current wins 61!
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(|69ER|Heartwork): sexist jokes are generally amongst the funniest there are.
(|69ER|Heartwork): unless they arent funny.
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[20:44] <Pinapoke> I need to do some funneh shit in those AIM chat rooms
[20:44] <Spudman> Pinapoke, the guy was blowing a dog :o
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* babyharpseal yawns
* BlindSite throws a sock into the gapping chasm
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<BlindSite> didn’t think the sock was that old >;(
<TheDarkOne> :O
<Pi|Mu|Rho> well done BlindSite. You broke quakenet.
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<fLumP> Look i know you have my cfg just dont tell anyone about it for me please dude
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(21:27:23) (+X_VanTagE_X) I’ll call my kid David, but because that sounds old fashioned, I’ll shorten it to DVD
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<@Wang> Yes, I do cry when I masterbate, is something wrong with that?
<Pinapoke> um
<DiSTuRbEdofx> omg
<Pinapoke> nevermind
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<Sierro> In the beginning was the Tao. The Tao gives rise to the One. The One gives rise to the Two. The Two gives rise to all things.
<Sierro> Simple innit.
<Longbow[GB]> don’t say innit
<Sierro> Tao Te Ching, chapter 1 i think
<Sierro> or maybe 2
<Sierro> somewhere near the start
<@amok`> puff
<Sierro> Don’t mock my beliefs amok`
<@amok`> yes you!!!!
<@amok`> with your ladeedaa philosophy
<Sierro> Taoist actually
<Sierro> But you can call it ladeedaa if you like
<Sierro> If you seek to label such things.
<Sierro> Quantum superposition of waveforms, both theories are correct at the same time.
<@amok`> there you go again objecting to labels!!
<Sierro> :)
<@amok`> unless you observe you cant know
<@amok`> labels are therefore needed
<Sierro> Provided you realise the limitation of said label.
<@amok`> to organise said observations
<Nutsy> labels are there for sexualy frusted people to peal off
<Sierro> A label is a word used to attemp to convey an event in space time.
<@amok`> a label is a bit of information
<@amok`> information is key
<@amok`> ergo labels are needed!!!!
<Sierro> But it is not the event itself.
<Sierro> Ergo labels are an approximation to the truth.
<Nutsy> GAHHH ITS THAT WORD AGAIN ERGO
<Sierro> Vis a vis
<Nutsy> i hate it
<Sierro> concordantly
<@amok`> heheh
<Sierro> Good old MTV Matrix spoof
<@amok`> you are a big fat hairy scrotum!!!
<Sierro> Indeed I am amok`.
<@amok`> thats my arguement!!
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<@amok`> philosophy is all very well if you wanna ponce about but for hard facts science is where it is
<Sierro> Actually amok` I am a follower of the Taoist philosophy and a Scientist and there are a great many parallels between current theoretical physics and the intuitive philosophy of eastern thought.
<@amok`> bollocks
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([Elrond]) http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_855914.html << don’t look if squeamish
(Longbow[GB]) eew
(StarMonkey) i watched a programme about gender reassignment last night, im not squeamish :D
(later)
(StarMonkey) holy fuck!
