<onions> hi all :x
<Pi|Mu|Rho> hi onions, you scottish ginger cockmunch
<onions> lo pi, you grumpy greek faggot
<Pi|Mu|Rho> Don’t make me drive up there and hurt you, bitchface :)
<onions> you dont have the balls, im surprised you managed to reproduce twice :)
<phantom> lol
<Pi|Mu|Rho> at least I get the opportunity.
<onions> bah
<phantom> 0wned.
<onions> i give up

(Steelo) brb installing more ram
-> quit: (Steelo)
(Darksaber) thats just teh technical term for sheep shagging :D

<@D33> damn i’m looking like a sexy bitch :D
<@phantom> sexy change?
<@D33> black shoes, black socks, black tshirt, black open shirt, black jacket and blue jeans
<@D33> and pale white skin
<@D33> \o/
** phantom hands D33 the Cadbury’s milk tray and a rope
<@D33> :/
<@phantom> GODS SPEED!

(@Intron) you can always tell when Cheerye is in a server
(@Intron) People start taking the piss out of the 12 year old boy on the voice comms :)

(@FCO|LOMAC) how fascinating
(@FCO|LOMAC) I just played UK vs France in NHL 2004
(@FCO|LOMAC) the historical trend continued...
(@FCO|LOMAC) 4-2 UK
(@FCO|LOMAC) :D

signoff | jim\\ | (Quit: I wish you a broken heart and a happy new year.) |

<Brocken> erk, I’m beginning to feel ill thinking about how ill I’m going to feel tommorow :(
<Pod-> ?
<Pod-> dont get drunk then?
<qui> HOW DARE YOU USE THAT LANGUAG EPOD
<Brocken> i’m going to try not to, but it’s going to happen ;(
<Pod-> Epod?
<Pi|Mu|Rho> it’s like an ipod
<Pi|Mu|Rho> but it sucks more.

<`oZ> im getting anally pounded by the postman?
<Pi|Mu|Rho> are you?
<Pi|Mu|Rho> well, each to their own.
<Sierro> well done oz
<T0rNaDo> :)
<Sierro> It’s not for me, but it’s a valid lifestyle choice I suppose.
<FluffyKitten> ....where the hell did that come from ?
<Pi|Mu|Rho> behind.

<@qui> right, providing they allow irc on laptops at the hospital tomorrow
<@qui> I’ll see you then
<@Rebirth> lol
<Marik> Ooo lol
<@qui> if not have a good one all and you’re all a bunch of cunts
<Marik> lol go away you peon
<@Rebirth> lol
<Marik> lol
<@Rebirth> marik > j00
<@Rebirth> :E
(kick/#redeemers) Marik by qui (had to be done - i > *)
join | Marik | (Danharris6@Danharris.users.quakenet.org) | 7:03pm |||
<@Rebirth> lmao
<Marik> darn happy birthday if i dont see ya
<@qui> later peeps, enjoy it :)
<Marik> and you
<Rebirth> ciao qui
<Marik> ciao?
<@Rebirth> means bye
<Marik> close it and open?

<@qui> http://www.i-rox.com/index.php?q=1294
<Marik> ffs qui best not be me

<@qui> later peeps, enjoy it :)
<Marik> and you
<Rebirth> ciao qui
<Marik> ciao?
<@Rebirth> means bye
<@Rebirth> its very posh lol
<Marik> close it and open?
<Marik> so what does close it and open mean?
<@Rebirth> nothing
<@Rebirth> u jus made it up

(19:10:22) (@Rebirth) cya in the new yr
(19:10:36) (+Marik) is it 2004 tomoro?
(19:10:58) (+Marik) or day after 2moro?
(19:11:15) (+Marik) 40 fucking quote fuck sake
(19:11:16) (+Kryton) tomorrow u thick sod lol
(19:11:21) (+Kryton) its its new years eve tonight :P
(19:11:21) (+Marik) Ooo
(19:11:30) (+Marik) so 2moro is 2004?

(22:46:58) (Jolene) www.big-jugs.com <--- marik you’ll like this
(22:47:20) (Marik) what is it?

<Marik> www.ratemycameltoe.com whats that?
<bliv`> You total fucklord cumstain :<...

<qui> had to take my shirt off in the pub, did get my nipples sucked by two random women for some reason

(amok`) marik u gaylord

<Batz> hmmmmm
<Batz> lemme take a shite
<bliv`> Rofl
<Batz> IN MARIKS LETTER BOX!!! xDD
<bliv`> oflofolfol
<bliv`> I need to wait 15 mins acctually til I can start this download
<Marik> ?
<Marik> what letter box?
<bliv`> Marik dont speak
<bliv`> No need
<Marik> ok
<bliv`> Fucking cockmunch0r xD

(@Pod) CombatColin does "the-pilgrim" have an old alias?
(CombatColin) nope
(@Pod) then who is he?
(CombatColin) he’s pilgrim from forumfighters
(CombatColin) now qorking on the galactic conquest mod
(CombatColin) for bf42
(CombatColin) played with X for a bit i believe (NS)
(@Pod) :/
(@Pod) so why does he think he can come out with jokes containing my name for no apparent reason then?
(@phanny) coz everyone else does? :E
(@Pod) but i’ve know those other people 4/3/2 years? :o
(CombatColin) yer but pod
(CombatColin) EVERYONE makes jokes about you
(CombatColin) even me
(@Pod) you fall into the "3 years" catergory :)
(@Pod) or 2
(CombatColin) and i claim jokes about pretty much everyone are RACIALIST!!!111
(@Pod) :O
(Melly) LETS MAKE A FREAD!!!!!!!!!!11111111111
(CombatColin) 2 years?
(CombatColin) have i really known you 2 years?
(22:00:16) (Marik) thread*
(CombatColin) blimey
(Melly) Marik, go fuck urself
(@phanny) hhe
(CombatColin) he was taking the piss Marik, you cunt biscuit

<Marik> bliv` are you interested in men?
<bliv`> ? err wtf you fucking homo?
<Marik> oh sorry, i was walking down the road and was staring at this mans wang and i was supprised how big it was and wanted to hold it
<bliv`> Marik you talk to me again and I will petrol bomb your house asap, get me?

(Marik) whats are those images called made by using Characters?
(CombatColin) pictures?

<+Marik> To enter the Plumber apprenticeship program, applicants must:
<+Marik> Have at least a high school diploma with a pass mark in Math 10 or 13 or Pure Math 10 or Applied Math 10 or equivalent (or pass an entrance exam).
<+Marik> Find an employer who is willing to hire and train an apprentice.
<@Luggage> marik
<@Xano|Scripting> is that American?
<@Luggage> u arent going to be a plumber in america
<+Marik> ooo is that american?

<+Marik> ok my sis is coming ON
<+Marik> last time i said that got out of hand

(13:46:28) (@Batz) marik, no, its "ffs, why am i such a thick dick"
(13:46:28) (+Kryton) quote again tbh :E
(13:46:31) (+Ian`) lol

<+Marik> ok my sis is coming ON
<+Marik> last time i said that got out of hand
<@Luggage> rofl
<@Luggage> quote
<+Ian`> lol
<+Marik> ??????
<+Ian`> Marik - u keep owning yourself
<+Kryton> lol
<@Batz> idd :D
<+Marik> what did i do, how is that a quote?
<@Luggage> rofl
<+Ian`> :E
<@Batz> rofl
<@Luggage> ffs
<@Luggage> i just submitted
<@Luggage> and then he said that
<@Luggage> not fair

<MD87> Someone go and quote <Marik`> i have 50 quotes on irox you cant put anymore on now ahahah
<MD87> Unless he’s being more stupid than usual and thinking that because the search only returns 50, you can’t add more than 50

<Bad-Co> Tim, 21 , you sure ?? don’t seem that long ago we celebrated your 18th in #wput
<qui|21> about 3 years ago Bad co ;)

<Pi|Mu|Rho> ever tried smoking breasts?
<Sierro> BREASTS! ( . Y . )
<Pi|Mu|Rho> will they light? will they buggery
<ManiC^> put vodka on them Pi|Mu|Rho
<ManiC^> :p
<qui|21> worth a try though Pi
<qui|21> ;)
<ManiC^> they’ll light then
<Pi|Mu|Rho> heh
<|Matt|> breats do smoke after ive had a tit wank ;)

<Marik`> i have 50 quotes on irox you cant put anymore on now ahahah

(@onions) HotSoup and the Giant Green Penis of Dewm 2 : D33 Takes It In The Armpit
[?] ChanMode : HotSoup sets mode [-o+b] to onions *!*@i-fighter.co.uk
:::: This : [ *!*@i-fighter.co.uk ] ban affects : [ onions, @HotSoup ]
:::: Kicks : onions was kicked from #halflife2 by HotSoup : [ It’s been nice knowing you.. well actually, it hasn’t ]
(@synth) rofl
:::: Kicks : HotSoup was kicked from #halflife2 by synth : [ Matching *!*@i-fighter.co.uk ban by HotSoup ?142? ]
(@synth) LMAO
:::: Kicks : synth was kicked from #halflife2 by D33 : [ copying the trend ]

Marik: http://www.xyu56.dial.pipex.com/ - then click team 15 - team jonti
Marik: then scroll down to second person
Marik: found it?
oxy: no none of us know howto use a website:)
Marik: ok
DJCarlos: lol oxy
Bad-Co: wow, your sisters a hotty...
Marik: lol fuck off
oxy: !!!
Marik: but thats my windsurfing site
oxy: PEEADDO!! :)
Marik: lol
Bad-Co: Marik, does she date older men ?
oxy: !
(Marik: dunno ill ask
( oxy: this is going on owned
Marik: she said no
Bad-Co: aww

@oxy: not that it makes a damm bit of difference on irc
@oxy: but i have no voice :(
@Synbios: you have ops.
Synbios sets mode: +v oxy
@oxy: sent me home from work cuz i couldnt shout at customers
@Synbios: OH
+Marik: lo9l
+Marik: thats your job?
@Synbios fluffles Al
oxy sets mode: +plank Synbios

(@]CpU[Hellfire) #if.you.join.you.get.banned
(@]CpU[Hellfire) heh
(+Marik) dami got banned

(20:39:24) (+Marik`) whats spectator entry mean?
(20:39:30) (+Kryton) O
(20:39:32) (+Kryton) M
(20:39:33) (+Kryton) F
(20:39:34) (+Kryton) G
(20:39:35) (+Kryton) !!!
(20:39:43) (@Alex490) RROFL
(20:39:44) (+Marik`) does it mean that you still have to take PC/
(20:39:52) (+Kryton) :/
(20:39:54) (+Marik`) or you just walk around watching?
(20:39:55) (+Kryton) marik
(20:40:09) (+Kryton) shut up before u embarras yaself enymore
(20:40:19) (+Marik`) well tell me then
(20:40:20) (@Alex490) quote
(20:40:23) (+Kryton) yep :E

(+Marik`) just foun a question on the FAQ section on www.multiplay.co.uk

* Melly twats Marik`
<Marik`> fo
<Melly> il beat u badly Marik`
<Marik`> your the only twat around here
<MD87> ouch, owned Melly :o

<Pi|Mu|Rho> Pod is just an easy target to poke fun at. Marik is a complete fucking wankstain on the duvet of life.

(23:54:21) (@oxy) :P
(23:54:26) (@oxy) im ill n tired
(23:54:31) (@oxy) its nearly wanking time :P

+Marik`: is a choccie starfish your bum hole?

(+Kryton) what if ur dad catches u on t3h pr0n?
(@deff) choking the chicken
(@deff) bashing the bishop
(+Marik`) shaggin a southerener?
(@]CpU[Hellfire) wtf?
(@deff) wtf

<Drkwoman> dunno, it’s quiet, laid back and easy, no bosses around and you can piss about and get paid more
<DJCarlos> where u work?
<Pi|Mu|Rho> street corners.
* Pi|Mu|Rho runs

(Brocken) I just read a report that stated that last year 4,153,237 people got married. I don’t want to start any trouble, but shouldn’t that be an even number? :E

(+Marik|Noveling) whats are piston rings?

[oxy] one day a blonde is walking along a railway track where she comes accross a brunette jumping up and down shouting "21, 21, 21, 21,", the blonde thinks this could be fun and starts jumping as well shouting "21,21,21,21". she was still shouting it when the train hit her.. brunnete who had moved out the way .. came back and started jumping and shouting "22,22,22,22"
[Marik|Noveling] ?
[Marik|Noveling] name of train?

* onions strokes A_Small_Puppy
* Pi|Mu|Rho kicks A_Small_Puppy
* Kryton slaps A_Small_Puppy with 107 Bricks
(onions) poor puppy :
(onions) :(
* Kryton strokes A_Dead_Small_Puppy
(Kryton) :o
* Kryton runs

join: (Pod`) (Pod@^Pod^.users.quakenet.org)
(onions) and thats how pod lost his penis
(Kryton) lmao

(22:05:29) (+A-GLG_Hicks): she keeps grabbing my nsdawsaerhnjt7tyk’]#
(22:06:08) (+A-GLG_Hicks): HELPM ME!!?!
(22:06:39) (+A-GLG_Hicks): she doesnt let me type andy time i say grabbing m,y nippl;ede

<Korizin> http://cs.mykvn.org - NEW CS League
<Korizin> i didnt post that cs link, must be a virus DONT CLICK
<qui> well get off irc ffs
<Korizin> ask nicely, i was bout too fs
<Korizin> dont take being spoken to like that nicely
<sm|gone> :o
<Korizin> tah
signoff | Korizin | (Quit: [15:37] *** Monkey_Genius Quit (Quit: Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.))
<qui> fucking idiot
<qui> excuse me sir
<qui> you appear to be stupid enough to have a virus
<qui> would you mind awfully not being stupid enough to pass it on to anyone else?
<qui> many thanks indeed!
<FluffyKitten> what-ho... terribley sorry old chap ! I shall depart at once !
<qui> ’fuck off’ works so much better

<@Communal_Toilet> whatcha get up to fer new years Bad-Co ?
<@Communal_Toilet> exciting parties ?
<@Communal_Toilet> wild nights ?
<@Communal_Toilet> or scrabble
<@Communal_Toilet> :D
<@Communal_Toilet> :{
<@Bad-Co> stayed in one pub all night, didn’t drink a drop, drove home, has sex with very drunk missus, went to sleep, then woke up and had sex with slightly pissed missus
<@Communal_Toilet> roflmfao
<@Bad-Co> stayed in bed all day..
<@Communal_Toilet> sounds ok
<@Communal_Toilet> :)
<@Communal_Toilet> better than my nite
<@Bad-Co> she said so :)
<@Bad-Co> I said..."How was that" ...she said..."Hmmm ok.ish".. \o/
<@Mister666|Aweh> lol
<@Communal_Toilet> rofl
<@Bad-Co> which is slightly better than " shit"
<@Mister666|Aweh> your highest rating yet!
<@Communal_Toilet> roflmfao
<@Bad-Co> best rating..."OMFG, have you brought delay spray of smt"
<@Bad-Co> almost went for 5 minutes,...
<@Communal_Toilet> feck... you must have been knackered
<@Bad-Co> and she faked 2 orgasms
<@Communal_Toilet> lol
<@Communal_Toilet> she normally only has chance to fake one
<@Bad-Co> HOW YOU KNOW..
<@Bad-Co> BASTID

<@oxy> Marik
<@oxy> http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/you.html
<@oxy> kthnxbi
<+Marik> t
<+Marik> ?
<+Marik> help
* Quits: +Marik (Danharris6@Danharris.users.quakenet.org) (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<@Batz> rofl
<@Batz> !
<@Luggage> rofl

<+D33> [AMSG] Right, this’ll prob get me glined but it’s the best way to alert all the channels i’m in - virus removed :E
<+D33> www.mueller-ohg.com/girlz.JPG :D
* Quits: +D33 (d33@byflames.com) (Killed (*.quakenet.org (You are violating QuakeNet rules. Please read http://www.quakenet.org/rules/. ID: 2225672)))