<sm|gone> any accountants around?
<Di0XiDe-> no
<`oZ> lol
<`oZ> accountants
<`oZ> lolol
<`oZ> why?
<sm|gone> why is it so funny?
<`oZ> because its just not the done thing
<`oZ> u dont come on irc to find an accountant
<`oZ> its like
<`oZ> is my bank manager here?
<`oZ> lol
<Photon> yes, I am
<`oZ> oh shit
<`oZ> /quit

<+Marik`> anyway what your history esay bout?
<@Rebirth> the causes of the first world war
<@Rebirth> be they long term or short term,
<+Marik`> hitler

* SantaClaus sets mode: -oooooo w|mantaclaus qTp`fsk KristMAS FatCunTje eR\FAN
<SantaClaus> cancelling xmas this year

(@CooK1E) keyboard and jissm dont mix ;(
(@CooK1E) NOT THAT IM SPEAKING FROM EXPERIENCE
(@CooK1E) :(
? @CooK1E finds door and uses it

<+Melly> all i can hear is some kiddie screamin l.
<+Melly> ;/
<+Melly> i think michael jackson is next door

<+Marik`> so tbh on that web-site i had my phone number and all that that was bads idea?

<+Woody```> I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me.

[@ian]: ive got leggings
[@ian]: but they are studded :|

<Thargore> If a bear shits in the woods ands nobody is around to smell it... does it still make a sound?

[Proteous] anyone want really cheap webhsoting - including - php, mysql, eggdrop bots and more
[DellyGurl] how much for a bnc with a custom vhost?
[Proteous] about 60p per month
[DellyGurl] that’s quite cheap. uptime?
[Proteous] 99.9 %
[DellyGurl] uplink?
[Proteous] ?
[DellyGurl] lol
[Proteous] sorry wrong person
[DellyGurl] amateur
[Proteous] i know what uplink is
[DellyGurl] so tell me about it
[Proteous] im the person that just sets up accounts and makes programs
[Proteous] ill let you speak to my partner
[DellyGurl] hm
[DellyGurl] a salesman who doesn’t know his stuff
[DellyGurl] i’m so surprised
[Proteous] just learning IRC and programming
[Proteous] quite new
[DellyGurl] why don’t you just take your spam elsewhere?
[Proteous] lol
[DellyGurl] you clearly know sod all about shell accounts
[Proteous] true
[Proteous] you seem to tkae this very personally
[DellyGurl] yep
[DellyGurl] i hate spammers
[Proteous] why
[Proteous] k
[Pi|Mu|Rho] ENLARGE YOUR PENIS!

<Bastion> I’m actually a nice guy.
<Xanothis> Whenever Halley’s Comet is visible, you are.

(+Draco) AQUARIUS: (Jan 20 to Feb 18) You have an inventive mind and are
(+Draco) inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. On the other hand, you
(+Draco) are careless and impractical, causing you to repeat the same mistakes.
(+Draco) Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk.

<@Bastion> I think everybody who got sucked in by FF7 are just graphic-loving whores..
<Onigen> dude!
<@Bastion> No offense intended, of course.

([YAAC]_DaWolfey) I know he was banned aaaages ago, but what was it for ? do you remember?
(Ether34L) persoinally i have no idea
(+Draco) refusing to send me nakid piccies of himself
(Kryton) rofl
(Ether34L) typical draco response there
(Ether34L) :E
([PIE|Mauler]) lol
(Kryton) lol
(+Draco) :P
(Ether34L) one for a quote bot tho ...
(@TurkisH) just go read forums and some of the logs i have of him slagging jolt and its admins
(@TurkisH) and i aint wasteing any more time on him
([PIE|Mauler]) jolt admins shouldnt have to explain so much over and over
([YAAC]_DaWolfey) all I want is the facts
([YAAC]_DaWolfey) nothing more
([PIE|Mauler]) well
([PIE|Mauler]) send draco nakked pics of yourself
([PIE|Mauler]) and they will put your request in the pending box
(+Draco) gud idear
([PIE|Mauler]) :P
([PIE|Mauler]) sounds alright draco?
(@TurkisH) lo deano
(+Draco) yah i could do with a laff

(@synth|afk) OMGWTFBBQ
(@synth|afk) xD
(@synth|afk) ASDFASDFASDFASDFASDFASDFASDFasdf.as
(@synth|afk) df’.as’
(@synth|afk) dfl;
(@synth|afk) asd’fl;as
! @synth|afk dies
(DiSTuRbEdofX) die
(DiSTuRbEdofX) die
(DiSTuRbEdofX) :-P
(Reaven) Calm the fuck down
(Reaven) You’re scaring the kittens
! @synth|afk scares kittens
! @|Matt| shits pants

(@Pol) jesus
(slalom) christ
(azz0red) almighty
(Charley) transexual lover
(@Pol) i just went to the worst party ever :|
(azz0red) damn pol
(slalom) did u get assloved

<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I’m done
<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
<NES> "getting my song back f***er"

(Thing`e`|sleep) I LICK MY FATHER’S PENIS AND THEN SELL MY TONGUE SCRAPINGS ON EBAY
:::: Kick : Thing`e`|sleep was kicked from #halflife2 by MZhukov : [ Caps abuse - 100% ]

<Intron|Away> hey dont dis chimps they are flexible and have nice soft hands
<Intron|Away> also have a good long reach
<Jolene> :(
<syK|val> :o
<Jolene> :O
<syK|val> long range hand job?
<syK|val> :o what are the advantages of a long reach in sex :O
<Brocken> they can reach all the way round D33 and stick their finger in his bum :(
<syK|val> rolf
<Jolene> eww
<Jolene> harris
<syK|val> DhahDAH
<D33> dude
<Brocken> why did I say that ;(
<syK|val> you can do that with a normal reach O.o

<Grunt>: Marik` I tell you what, I’m gonna submit everything that’s been said to bash.org - Cos it’s Christmas and cos I’m nice :D
<Jolene>: :O
<Intron|Away>: hmm this room has fallen totaly off the intresting list
<Marik`>: WHAT IS BASH.ORG?
<Pod->: foad
<Sierro>: WHY NOT GO THERE!!!
<Grunt>: duhhhhh
<ObLiViOn25>: Its when you wank Marik`
<Luggage>: idd sierro
<ObLiViOn25>: Bashing
<ObLiViOn25>: .org
<Batz>: lol
<ObLiViOn25>: ?
<Luggage>: ;/
<ObLiViOn25>: :E
<SnowballSteelo>: USE UR BROWSER TO FIND OUT :))))
<Grunt>: lol ObLiViOn25
<Intron|Away>: Marik` press the key on the keyboard that says CAPS LOCK its on the left hand side under the tab and above shift pls
<ObLiViOn25>: :P
<Luggage>: :/
<Marik`>: SHUT UP
<Grunt>: *handbags*
<Sierro>: then press the button marked "POWER" on the front of your daddy’s pc.
<Jolene>: sHUT uP!!!!111
<Pod->: NO
<Luggage>: i got a button that says "cock lock"
<Intron|Away>: ermm well no i dont think i will
<Batz>: marik, if i were you, i’d shut up
<Bandit>: keep digging Marik`
<Batz>: i live round the corner from ya
<Marik`>: FUCK YOU SIERRO MY DAD IS DEAD FFS YOU TOSSER
<Kalias>: Oh noes!
<Sierro>: OMFG HAX
<Intron|Away>: omg you can see that school is definatly over
<ObLiViOn25>: Rofl Marik` you say a different thing each week
<Pod->: Marik`
<Batz>: idd
<Batz>: i thought that
<TheDarkOne>: thank god I’m only around 2nite
<ObLiViOn25>: Your mum was dead last month
<Luggage>: <19:43> <+Marik`> hehe the old my dads dead again
<Luggage>: <19:43> <+Marik`> hehe the old my dads dead again
<Sierro>: my dog’s dead
<Pod->: :D
<Marik`>: WOWOWOOW THIS IS GETTING OUT OF CONTRIL
<Marik`>: CONTROL*
<Marik`>: LETS DROP IT HERE NOW
<Pod->: Marik` get the fuck out please
<Intron|Away>: omg sierro thats bad lol>
<Luggage>: nice sierro
<Pod->: your ruining the atmosphere in here
<Sierro>: hehe
<Intron|Away>: Pod-- saying that people will stay
<SnowballSteelo>: thats sick but amusing :<
<Pod->: ill just /ignore him

<Marik`> right first person to make a garden tool using top row of keyboard i.e 1,!,"2 etcc win and you have to name the tool
<Marik`> ---E rake
<Marik`> i win
<Luggage> e isnt on the top row
<Luggage> u ghey
<Marik`> u shit
<Marik`> dam
<Luggage> silly silly boy, pwned again :P
<Marik`> :( i tried

<Marik`> ok out of thes whihcis the virus
<Marik`> virus.exe and notavirus.exe
<Marik`> which one is virus
<MD87> I’d assume both, and delete them.
<Parva> both]
<[Elrond]> both
<Marik`> no virus.exe is not a virus
<[Elrond]> you’d have to be a bit of an intellectual midget to open .exe’s included in an email
<Marik`> tis a trick question
<Marik`> opps :/
<MD87> Will you open this virus.exe if I send it to you, Marik`?
<Marik`> ok
<Parva> DOH
<Marik`> coz i know tis not a virus because [MD87]: My e-mail server scans for virii anyway, but even if it didn’t it’s not hard to work out what’s a virus and what’s not
<Marik`> so i know you have no virus’s on your PC :)
<Parva> jeez Dan
<Marik`> brainy me
<MD87> uh...
<MD87> go go gadget illogical
<MD87> the e-m,
<MD87> oops
<Parva> just cos his email server stops em coming in it don’t stop him sending em u twonk!
<Marik`> o
<Marik`> didnt know tht
<MD87> the e-mail server has no access to my PC, and it doesn’t scan outgoing mail
<Marik`> dam
<Marik`> well i was fooled
* Synbios hands Parva a gun.
<MD87> Does that mean I can stop looking for a copy of sub7?
<Parva> rofl
<Marik`> whats sub7?
<MD87> That’d be a "no", then ;)
<Marik`> tell me what it is
<Parva> ever heard the term ’naive’ Dan?
<Marik`> no
<Parva> ah
<Marik`> navy yes not naive
<MD87> It’s a program that downloads an anti-virus program for you
<Marik`> Oo
<MD87> lol
<Luggage> idd
<Luggage> its quality
<Luggage> marik werent u in #redeemers yesterday?
<Luggage> when we were talking about it with hellfire?
<Synbios> omg i-rox quote
<Marik`> no
<Luggage> we gave it to him, but we didnt get it to him in time
<Luggage> and it broke his hdd
<Luggage> the virus, that is, not sub7
<Marik`> Ooo i wasnt there tlaking about it
<Marik`> thanks for telling me Lug
<Luggage> it allowed me to go into armys computer to remove viruses for him
<Marik`> Ooo
<Marik`> can you do that on my PC?
<Parva> heh, rotten bastards :E

<SCM> in my case if i got a gift wrapped gillian anderson my wife wouldnt be too happy :P
<SCM> i would tho :D
<Marik> lol
<Luggage> micks
<Luggage> it wouldnt matter that your wife was unhappy ffs
<Luggage> just go and live with gillian
<SCM> true :P
<Marik> Lmao
<Luggage> and her multimillion pound lifestyle
(pasting what had been put in pm)
<Luggage> <Marik> who is Gillian?
* Luggage shakes head

(in #trickery)
<Luggage> [17:48] <Marik> wow someone said merry xms to me
<Luggage> about 500 ppl have said "kindly fuck off" to you, but u dont seem to notice them :P
<Marik> fine i will
* Parts: Marik (Marik@Danharris.users.quakenet.org)
<ProfLiebstrom> lol
<ProfLiebstrom> well said Luggage
<Luggage> \o/
<Luggage> i
<Luggage> win
<Luggage> :D
* Joins: Marik (Marik@Danharris.users.quakenet.org)
<Luggage> curses, my victory is temporary

(in #redeemers)
<+Marik> why dont you like me lug?
<@SCM> it was a joke marik
<@SCM> thats why he went ":P"
<@Luggage> [17:51] <@SCM> it was a joke marik
<@Luggage> er
<@Luggage> yes, thats right..
<@Luggage> a joke
<@Luggage> ....
<+Marik> ok
<+Marik> i understand
<@Luggage> i dont think you do tbh :/

(00:14:47) * @Xanothis is listening to Porno Graffiti - chicken orgasim’s

(in PM)

<Marik> whats an electorol roll?
<SyngleBells> has the details of who people are and where they live
<Marik> ????????????????
<Marik> o even me
<Marik> ?
<Marik> must be thanks plz make sure he dont beat me up
<Marik> plzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(Merry Christmas Marik! :D)

<Marik> i like larger
<Luggage> marik
<Luggage> if u like it
<Luggage> why cant u spell it ffs
<Luggage> ;/

<Quad`> ..
<Quad`> ...
<Quad`> ....
<Quad`> .....
<Quad`> ......
<Quad`> .......
<Quad`> ........
<Quad`> .......
<Quad`> ......
<Quad`> .....
<Quad`> ....
<Quad`> ...
<Quad`> ..
<maybeHere> die

<@Bad-Co> I’m staying up late tonight.. Gunna wait for santa. I figure after 30 years, he owes me, 2 cars, 3 bikes, helicopter, action man boat, dukes of hazard car, Sam Fox and a lump of coal ( mum always said I’d get one, but never did)

(travis) ill setup my ftp for over night
(Melly) :o
(Melly) but santa might turn my pc off!

<+Marik> need porn!
<@deff> fs marik u cant look at porn
<@Luggage> idd illegal
<@deff> :p
<@Luggage> call the ircops
<@Luggage> ;D
<+Marik> not really none on TV
<@Luggage> marik
<@Luggage> u sit
<@Luggage> on the inet
<@Luggage> and look at pr0n on tv
<@Luggage> truly u are a prince amongst sc’s ffs :/

<+Marik> wtf is a SC?
<@Luggage> stupid
<@Luggage> cunt
<@Luggage> :E
<+Marik> darn thats what he’s benn calling mw
<@Luggage> i know :D

@Luggage: im sleeping with a magnet under my pillow :E
@Luggage: marik dont u try that, the plate in ure head will stop working
@deff: it’ll interfere with ure lobotomy chip
+Marik: im a mobo
@deff: -b +f?

(+Scouseknight) My wife bought me the three Terminator movies in a pack on DVD - well according to the label the cats did but I am sure it wasn’t them ;)

<qui> Marik
<qui> please listen to me, I’ve said this enough times.
<Marik> ok
<qui> 1. You cannot learn without playing around, spending lots of hours and breaking things
<Marik> ok
<qui> 2. You need to learn HTML and at least CSS properly before trying to code decent sites. www.w3schools.org is a great site to learn from
<Marik> ok
<qui> 3. Coming in here asking for help is fine but you cannot do it day in day out again and again, especially when there are so many useful tutorial sites on the net.
<Marik> ok
<Marik> can i ask one thing?

in #ogh
(D33) How can I get Marik to add me to his irc ignore list without him knowing about it ;)
<eVc> whats the name
(D33) eVc - why :)
<Melly> Marik
<eVc> ;)
<eVc> what chan he in
<Melly> #trickery *cough*
<eVc> sorted

in #trickery
signoff | Marik | (Read error: Connection reset by peer) | 6:02pm |||
join | Marik` | (Marik@Danharris.users.quakenet.org) | 6:02pm |||

in #ogh
<Melly> rofl
<Melly> how u do that?
<eVc> ;)
<@phanny> o.O
<Melly> hes back ;(
<eVc> watch him goo

in #trickery
signoff | Marik` | (Read error: Connection reset by peer) | 6:03pm |||
join | Marik` | (Marik@Danharris.users.quakenet.org) | 6:04pm |||

signoff | Marik` | (Read error: Connection reset by peer) | 6:04pm |||
join | Marik | (Dan_STEAM_@cpc3-nthc2-6-0-cust1.nrth.cable.ntl.com) | 6:06pm |||

in #ogh
(D33) lol
(D33) ok ok
(D33) enough :(
(D33) too cruel
<Melly> lol
<eVc> ok
<eVc> :<

[19:16] <split|> servercentral is taking a long time to return my email :/
[19:17] <jdk|work_> pingflood them
[19:17] <split|> good thinking

Damn i love marik :)
The following is from #trickery

[21:59] <onions> my upgrade will cost ?164 \o/
[21:59] <Marik> ill pay for it sure i can take 4 pound outta my bank
[21:59] <onions> cool, thanks
[21:59] <onions> send a cheque
[21:59] <Marik> ok
[21:59] <onions> or cash is fine if you want
[21:59] <Marik> dont mind
[22:00] <Marik> you decide i can do weither
[22:00] <Marik> either*
[22:00] <onions> by saying "k" you are legally bound to send me (Jamie Robertson) the sum of ?164.00 pounds sterling by no later than the 3rd of January 2004. Please say k :)
[22:01] <Sierro> l
[22:01] <Sierro> j
[22:01] <Sierro> i
[22:01] <Sierro> m
[22:01] <Marik> why?
[22:01] <Sierro> damn, just can’t hit it
[22:01] <Marik> o for you onions no prob
[22:01] <onions> i dont hear a "k"!
[22:02] <Marik> :)
[22:02] <Sierro> cay
[22:02] <Marik> lol cay
[22:02] <Pod> k
[22:02] <onions> "[22:02] <Marik> k"
[22:02] <onions> good enough for the lawyers
[22:02] <Pod> :)
[22:02] <onions> cheers!
[22:02] <Marik> what?!?!?!
[22:02] <onions> just ask when you want my address
[22:03] <Marik> never tbh m8
[22:03] <onions> oh yeh, if you dont pay, i’ll sue you for everything youve got

Fearing for his pennies, he PM’s me :)

[22:03] <Marik> you joking right?
[22:03] <Marik> ?
[22:03] <onions> nope
[22:03] <Marik> really:
[22:03] <onions> you are now legally bound to pay me ?164
[22:04] <Marik> really?>
[22:04] <onions> yes
[22:04] <Marik> why am i?
[22:04] <onions> because you agreed to
[22:04] <Marik> i didnt
[22:04] <onions> you did, i have the logs to prove it
[22:04] <Marik> you dont
[22:05] <onions> [22:00] <onions> by saying "k" you are legally bound to send me (Jamie Robertson) the sum of ?164.00 pounds sterling by no later than the 3rd of January 2004. Please say k :)
[22:05] <Marik> (22:01:52) (Pod) k was pod
[22:05] <onions> [22:02] <Marik> k
[22:05] <Marik> want me was pod
[22:05] <onions> there, you are legally bound.
[22:05] <Marik> no i didnt tho
[22:05] <onions> yes you did
[22:05] <onions> well, in my lawyers eyes you did
[22:05] <Marik> no i did not
[22:05] <onions> i’ll be seeing you in court then?
[22:06] <Marik> no i didnt say it
[22:06] <onions> i disagree
[22:06] <Marik> no plz dude i said nothing
[22:06] <onions> you’ll receive a letter within a week
[22:06] <onions> forcing you to either pay or appear in court
[22:06] <Marik> i’m not doing either because i didnt say it
[22:07] <onions> but i can prove otherwise
[22:07] <onions> so we shall see each other in court :)
[22:07] <Marik> but you made it up
[22:07] <Marik> coz i didnt say anything
[22:07] <onions> maybe, but my logs say otherwise
[22:07] <Marik> well they false
[22:07] <onions> prove it :)
[22:07] <onions> no, actually, wait for the hearing
[22:08] <Marik> (Marik) o for you onions no prob
[22:08] <Marik> (22:01:22) (onions) i dont hear a "k"!
[22:08] <Marik> (22:01:26) (Marik) :)
[22:08] <Marik> (22:01:28) (Sierro) cay
[22:08] <Marik> (22:01:43) (Marik) lol cay
[22:08] <Marik> (22:01:52) (Pod) k
[22:08] <onions> [22:02] <Marik> k
[22:08] <Marik> you made that up
[22:09] <onions> anyway, i can’t discuss the matter further without taking legal advice. I may have made it up, I may not have. That will be up to you to prove in court.
[22:09] <onions> Got to make a phone call, be back later
[22:09] <Marik> shit dude dont take me to court
[22:10] <onions> if you dont pay me, i dont have a choice
[22:10] <Marik> im not paying becasue thats all my money
[22:10] <onions> no, your not paying because im only fucking with you :D
[22:11] <Marik> o shit
[22:11] <Marik> fucking hell man
[22:11] * onions giggles
[22:11] <Marik> dont dude
[22:11] <Marik> that was harsh
[22:11] <Marik> Is D33 talking to you/

The moral of the story? D33 is behind every conspiracy.

PM

[22:16] <Marik> how do i slap someone?
[22:16] <onions> click their name on the user list then press ctrl+x
[22:16] <Marik> ok
[22:17] <Marik> dont work
[22:17] <onions> oh, sorry, its alt+x
[22:17] <Marik> ok
[22:17] <Marik> no it aint
[22:18] <onions> oh ffs
[22:18] <onions> sorry, alt+z :D
[22:18] <Marik> ok

#trickery
[22:18] * Marik has left #trickery

PM
[22:18] <Marik> no it aint

<Marik> im not il literate

(@mD|Style) FUCK OFF
(@mD|Style) WANKER BOT
(@mD|Style) :@
(@Jon1) :/
(@Jon1) sup?
(@mD|Style) wont let me auth
(@mD|Style) :(
(@Jon1) which auth r u doin?
(@mD|Tom) tbh ur all gay :p
(@Jon1) ./msg Boozer hello email@addy
(@mD|Style) no
(@Jon1) or /msg Boozer auth username pw
(@mD|Style) o shit
(@mD|Style) lol
(@Jon1) ?
(@mD|Style) yer i forgot to say hello
(@mD|Style) :(
(@Jon1) n00b

<+Hollowman> hmmm i wonder who’s ignorant and retarted now????

<Ian`> * Narly|grub has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
<Ian`> * ObLiViOn25 has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
<Ian`> * dkz|Stormy has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
<Ian`> <Marik> i think there is a netsplit coming :)
<Ian`> fucking bullet u are :E

(Sierro) omg we’ve all be owned, marik has AUTO ops in some remote silly channel in the backwaters of irc!
(Marik) noooooo
([Elrond]) hehe
(Sierro) TAKEOVER!
(qui`) and i really wanted to idle in there too
([Elrond]) looks like everyone gets ops in there
([Elrond]) EXCEPT marik
(Marik) sdarn
Sierro sniggers
(Sierro) That was fun.
(Marik) never
(Marik) evillllllllll
(Sierro) I don’t think those in there like you Marik.
(Marik) kryton he’s my m8
(Sierro) Obviously.
(Marik) he didnt kik me
(Sierro) He did earlier.
(Sierro) He banned you, kicked you and called you a wanker.
(Marik) aye
(qui`) lol
(Marik) yes he didi
(Sierro) Then he gave ops to us all, I kicked you and he seemed happy.
(qui`) one of mariks closer friends i see
(Sierro) Indeed
(Marik) he’s ignoreing me now
(Sierro) Wonder why...
(Marik) fk sake
(Marik) i hope i get back in there im gonna ban them all
(Sierro) You big man you.
(qui`) wow, you obviously must have a huge penis
Marik wonders why Sierro is such a twat
(Sierro) Genetics.

(CombatColin) jayzus, have you seen all the marik quotes on i-rox?
(Synbios) lol Elrond
(Synbios) I have actually :E
(CombatColin) <Marik> im looking well cool atm
(CombatColin) <Marik> ive got meh lappy on right nxt to meh PC
(CombatColin) <Marik> i am uber cool
(CombatColin) <Marik> whats uber mean?
(Blood_God) lol
(Marik) Oi
(Marik) dont look at those quptes
(Pod) Marik: have you found the meaning of uber yet?
(Marik) yes in german means : around or via
(Pod) ... :o
(Marik) or somet like that
(ProfLiebstrom) so thats a no

<smbbbb> op me slags
<smbbbb> or i will find were u live and shit in ur letter box

(CombatColin) MARIK FUCK OFF YOU SOCIAL LEPER. Far be it for me to mock someone for their intelligence but your continuous insistence on GETTING ON PEOPLE’S FUCKING NERVES after countless hints is beyond reckoning. My spider sense is tingling, telling me that it’s technically impossible for someone to be so stereotypically juvenile, shallow, ignorant and thick all at the same time.
(CombatColin) were it not for you actually putting your REAL NAME in your MIRC settings I would consider you a wind up. now FUCK OFF and stop pming me you fucking CUNT BISCUIT.
(Dan-) LoLz m8 8]
(Dan-) Marik is just a tard :p
(CombatColin) ... but you’re ok really :)
(Dan-) FaZe > Marik
(aceman) Shush ManiC^ ... erm Dan-
(Dan-) o_O
(Dan-) ?
(Marik) thanks CombatColin
(Dan-) wtf

* CombatColin points at star of david
(CombatColin) see this?
(CombatColin) Juden!
(CombatColin) JUUUUUUUUDEN
* Sierro points at star of Tau Ceti
(Sierro) see that?
(@onions) Achtung! Juden!
(CombatColin) a welsh jew
(CombatColin) i don’t know wehter to light candles on a menorah or nick it

<@phantom> bah, i can feel the vodka leaving my system ;(
<@D33> you’ve wet yourself again
<@D33> it’s old age :/

(@Ald[KOTOR]) I don’t fit under any of those categories
(@CombatColin) i note they don’t have a category for boneless layabout
(03:57:21) ([Noo]) lol
(@Ald[KOTOR]) I’m not completely boneless, just lackin a spinal cord
(@CombatColin) thats kinda the crucial one
(@Ald[KOTOR]) Not really
(03:57:47) (@paulz) lol
-> nick: (Ald[KOTOR]) is now known as (Aldirin)
(@Aldirin) I get along quite well without it

(@CombatColin) you’re not FRENCH, are you?