<Bad-Co> morning :E
<qui> lo dannielle
<Bad-Co> one N :P
<qui> peoN?

<GPMG> anyone there?
<GPMG> Can anyone hear Me?
<GPMG> Helllooo? Anyone there?
<EvilGrin> ??
<GPMG> Evil? u there m8?
<EvilGrin> what am I, invisible?
<Bandy> who said that?

<Apachi> heh, got any children yet?
<HeatSeeker> i do actually
<HeatSeeker> noone around me knows cept cousin
<Apachi> Incest ffs

<Skunkeh> qstat on the server generating XML, send that to flash via a PHP script and the flash thing can show server status
<Skunkeh> I was thinking about some kind of live results service for matches
<Bandy> smart
<Bandy> lets do lunch

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<D33> buh bye Q
<Bilbo_Fraggins> you though he would of at least said good bye
<GroovYF> temperamental ickle bugger is Q
<GroovYF> (sp)
<Bandy> i think you spelt Q right

<Nr|Five> Tribes is just a game, similar to games like Q3 and UT. It has the same basic rules, rules like gravity. What you must learn is that these rules are no different then the rules of any other computer game. Some of them can be bent. Others can be broken.

<benjeh> I GOTS HL :E
<BandybusyBee> WICKED! ITS ONLY BEEN OUT 4 YEARS! :D
<benjeh> Fine, be like that
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<StarMonkey> lol
<BandybusyBee> was it somthing i said?

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<JO> HI
<JO> HOW IS EVERYONE
<Mysh> HI HOW ARE YOU TODAY
<Pi|Mu|Rho> HELLO
<JO> IM OK JUST GOT LAID
<Pi|Mu|Rho> your parents must be so proud.

<Ferg> I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they would never expect it.

** wuaffiliate fluffles D33 with a sexeh redhead
<D33> :D
<D33> omg, thats Intron
<D33> YOU SICK BASDASFAQ#$@
<mr_grumpy_man> lmao

<Hannibal> i stole a girls vibrator one time... we screwed around in her apartment, and when she fell asleep, i took it and put it in my car... and every once in a while i fire it up and watch it run across the dining room floor

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<The_Stranger> ffs
<The_Stranger> been in #dark-preadchers
<The_Stranger> since wednedsay
<The_Stranger> wondered why it was so quiet

nickchange(#bygames) [(WithTheFaries) ?-? (Mysh)]
<D33> Were the faries any good Mysh?
<Mysh> ive had better
<D33> :)

<thundercat> So who are you then?
<4l145> ahh, you know curiosity killed the cat =]
<thundercat> heh..
<curiosity> ffs
<curiosity> As I told the police, that cat was dead when i found him

<babyharpseal> kick qui
(kick/#bygames) babyharpseal by oof (oof)
<qui> heh

<D33> gets so hot you end up trying to lick the sweat off passers by to stop yourself from dehydrating

<pumb> anyone got a - nothing then plz dcc me it
** qui scratches head

<master_baits> hello can anyone tell me if tge munro is an admin
<+Munro> yeah he is
<master_baits> is he playing right now
<+Munro> nope
<+Munro> I don’t think he is atm
<+Munro> last time i saw him he was talking on IRC

<Intron> just need a big cock that only gets half used
<Intron> and some one who wares crap ties
<velvet> um
<Intron> cliokc
<Intron> clokjc
<Intron> clokc
<Intron> fs
<Intron> clock

<@StarMonkey> D33!
<@StarMonkey> rejoin RMN
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<@StarMonkey> rofl
<@StarMonkey> i meant teh clan
<@StarMonkey> peon

<BandyBack> add peon king Qui
<@oof> Qui is already King Peon!

<@Banditoe> i..i think the problem all started when i found myself...... alone .... and...you know , lookin at pictures of other men.......naked men

<+Bandysigh> look, im sorry, the game owns, i get to run around in a frock setting fire to things, end of story

<@HatCHeT> I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

<@velvet|p1mp> if i did everything i was told i’d at this very moment be sucking my dads cock while fisting my mother

<qui> It is a fact that cunts are important for the survival of the human species... however usless egotistical, anal retentitve, biggoted, patronising, pompous twats are not.

<Scull> i used to b a GP :o
<Scull> 1 of the las few that stayed til the end :(
<+BandyBack> i used to be a man

<D33> Digital Orgasm is one of those people, put on this earth by aliens to see how much shit a human being can take before he snaps and becomes hostile.
<mgm|away> lol
<Steelo> thats a new one

<Bandyroo> one day im gonna make a bot that will rise up and destory the opressors a la the machines in Terminator 2
<Dw2k> o...k
<Bandyroo> just giving u all some advanced warning
<Bandyroo> ;[

<qui|xD> When you kill 5 people in Unreal Tournament it is "MonsterKill", In Quake3 it is "Excellent", in Counter-Strike it is "Kicked by console"

<+Bandyroo> so i invited all these guys round my house, then we got naked and had an epic star wars style willy battle

<Cream> Like bloody Nazi Germany in ere
<velvet> how so?
<Cream> Actually, it’s more like Oliver
<velvet> quite a big difference between oliver and nazi germany
<Pi|Mu|Rho> more singing in Oliver for a start.

<Mister666> any ircops here?
** D33 raises hand
<Mister666> you lie
<rauper> :p
<Mister666> :P
<D33> :P
<Brocken> :p
<Duskeh> :p
<D33> from now on let it be known that we shall only communicate in :P’s
<Mister666> :P
<Intron> :P
<Brocken> :P
<Mister666> :P
<D33> :P
<Duskeh> :P
<Duskeh> ;p
<Mister666> :D
<Duskeh> :0
<Brocken> i’ve seen enough tongues for one night ;(

<Brocken> where’d you get that start menu bar thing?
<Steelo> wha- ?
<D33> ?
<Brocken> the start bar thing along the bottom :p
<D33> ( that comes with windows )
<D33> ( since windows 95 )

join | FluffyKitten | (~Fluffy@www2-quakenet.blueyonder.co.uk)
<Easileigh> ill bet 5 quid FluffyKitten is a man
<Easileigh> anyone want some of this action?

<Bandycaffeine> knock knock - whose there - maya - maya who - maya come in........AHAHA..AHA
** D33 trips on passing tumbleweed
<Bandycaffeine> fu all
<Bandycaffeine> ;[

<Hicks> once again i must take hold of this most dire moment and proclaim that the ruffian known as Broon takes it up the arse

<Intron> taod
<Yoshimo> FOAD
<Yoshimo> it’s FOAD
<Intron> thats the one

** COPcl is back from [ monthly bath :) ]-[ I was gone for 1min ]

<Bkn|Away> Bandyperk how do i resize an animation and not frame by frame?
<Bandyperk> first u change ur name to Iamaskillesspeon
<Bandyperk> then u sit silently for an hour
<Bkn|Away> then what?
<Bandyperk> ill tell u in an hour
<StarMonkey> lol
<Dw2k> lol

<@Swifty> MZhukov find out who invented valentines day so we can go chop his bollocks off, or if hes dead u can perform that necrophiliac act u like so much

<Ventral> there’s a game called starmonkey isn’t there?
<Bad-Co> is that the game where you run around as a pe0n pretending to be important????

<Ventral> I like how Germans speak german, english speak english and erm, french speak crap

<MZhukov> Want to masturbate, but family still awake

<Jose2000> CAN SUM1 JUST TELL ME THEY CD KEY NUMBER ON THE BACK OF THERE HALF-LIFE CASE?

<@harps|nap> I got my ass pinched twice in that one
<@velvet> ooh
<@velvet> sorry, my hand slipped

<@genocide> God gave men a penis and a brain. It is a shame he didn’t give enough blood supply to run both at the same time.

<LR|Midnight> There are three kinds of ppl in this world, those who can count and northerners

<qkII> at least when i die i will be able to briefly look back and never say i missed out on things like wondering whether you could fuck a hoover

<manbitch> dammit - why cant i change my name to manbitch?