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<StarMonkey> yeah, last time i got something from someone i know online sent to work, they wrote in big letters "FRAGILE, FLESHLIGHT ENCLOSED" on the box

JakEeeOh> a cruise. either alaska or mexico
Tongue-Fu> Alaska was awesome, but...surreal
Tongue-Fu> you never realize the vast difference between "blubbery" and "blueberry"
Tongue-Fu> until an Eskimo asks you what kind of Pop-tart you want :/

<BA_Baracu> is there a free prog on mac i can manage my videos/music on my iphone & ipad

< DJCarloss> Touch dude in the apple shop charged me25 quid for a £100 bag!!
< DJCarloss> Moo
<@Sierro> DJCarlos
<@Sierro> why are you touching dudes in the apple shop?
< DJCarloss> Cos I am
< DJCarloss> I went in for a bag and came out again cos it was £100
<@Sierro> so went into the apple shop, touched some dudes, then came out?
<@Sierro> i told you apple makes you gay
< DJCarloss> Couldnt find anything else ao went back to buy it and he put it in wrong
< DJCarloss> Sounds like it

<Seobob> Can any1 recommend some cheap multi domain host . e.g bluehost.com
<pocketace> not dreamhost
<pocketace> they are shit and been down the last 12 hours
<pocketace> my clients are phoning from various countries wanting to know why their emails dont work
<pocketace> Dunno what to say to them so Ive resorted to blaming the tsunami

<pocketace> woah natedogg dead?
<JonnyCash> he died?
<JonnyCash> wtf.. how?
<pocketace> complications from a stroke he had few years ago looks like
<pocketace> shit way for a rapper to go
<pocketace> to be big in the afterlife as a rapper you need to be shot, not die at home in your sleep, thats gay
<Jolt2> At 41
<Jolt2> Damn
<Jolt2> I had to google him
<Jolt2> Didn't know who he was
<Jolt2> He looks old
<pocketace> guess you dont listen to hip hop
<JonnyCash> wtf
<JonnyCash> how can you not know who nate dogg is
<JonnyCash> he's been around since the 90's
<kReep69> west sieeede!
<Jolt2> I listen to music
<JonnyCash> do you know who dr dre is? or eminiem?
<du_> even JonnyCash millionaire knows who nate dogg is, and he has real eclectic taste in music
<Jolt2> Unfortunately, I've heard of eminiem
<JonnyCash> yeah.. same thing
<JonnyCash> even if you don't listen to him.. he's been in tons of popular songs.. in movie sound tracks.. it's almost impossible for you to not have ever come across him
<Jolt2> Maybe I don't watch movies
<Jolt2> Well, I do, but I tend to avoid movies which has rap/hiphop stuff in it
<Jolt2> Whenever I hear rap or hip hop, it makes me rage
<JonnyCash> you prob have issues then
<Jolt2> I just dislike noise
<du_> probably have supressed homosexual tendencies
<du_> do you rage when you hear isaac hayes, parliament, nina simone, and miles davis?
<du_> how do you react to miley cyrus and taylor swift?
<pocketace> du_, all music makes me rage
<pocketace> when i listen to hip hop i wanna bust a cap in a nigga
<pocketace> when i listen to miley cyrus i wanna bust a bust a cap in miley cyrus
<pocketace> when i listen to Barbara Streisand I wanna bust a cap in my own ass
<kReep69> hehehe
<pocketace> so its all relative
<kReep69> what about metal?
<pocketace> metal? 10 niggas

<amok`> too big
<Nutsy> :p
<amok`> most people that actually use them say that 7" is the sweet spot for comfort and usablility

<amok`> just because nutsy likes a man with little on flying through the air and so do i does not make me gay
<amok`> does it ?
<amok`> oh fuck#!

[10:54] <amok`> [09:20:25] Tinie Tempah, JLS and N-Dubz - relive the Mobo Awards
[10:54] <amok`> [09:20:36] if ever there were a headline to say to the whole world
[10:54] <amok`> [09:20:42] your youth music is fucking SHIT
[10:54] <amok`> [09:20:45] that is it right there
[10:54] <amok`> [09:20:50] jesus fucking h christ

<amok`> apparently a z3 is "gay"
<amok`> and a tt is "less gay"
<amok`> MAYBE I LIKE MENS COCKS

<Perp> Why does the system idle process use up all of my cpu?

<@amok> Watching my valiant boys on 'Match of the Day'. Is it wrong to go erect while watching my team? If it's wrong then I don't want to be right.

<DJCarlos> apparently fayes friend was in M&S
<DJCarlos> in front of them in the queue is a mother and her young kid argueing about sweets
<DJCarlos> the boy says in the loudest possible voice
<DJCarlos> "If you dont let me have sweets ill tell everyone i saw you kissing daddies willy last night"
<DJCarlos> :/
<Jolene> ollol
<DJCarlos> woman promtly dumps basket and walks out
<DJCarlos> but how funny is that
<Jolene> at least someone's getting some
<DJCarlos> not any more.
<DJCarlos> kids eh

<@|Kippa|> Evening people.
<@|Kippa|> o/
<@DJCarlos> hi kips o/
<@DJCarlos> smoke me a |Kippa|, i'll be back by breakfast.
<@TheDarkOne> have tried Laphroaig but don't much like peaty whisky
<@DJCarlos> that was the one
<@TheDarkOne> very smoky flavor to it
<@TheDarkOne> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laphroaig "Laphroaig is considered one of the most strongly flavoured of all scotch whiskies"
<@|Kippa|> That was how I got the Kippa nick, from an Ace Rimmer quote from 'Red Dwarf'. I just changed it from kipper to kippa to make it more unique, not realising that a kippa is a jewish head
piece.
<@|Kippa|> Fecking owned.
<@|Kippa|> :(
<@|Kippa|> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kippa
< Pi|Mu|Rho> I thought Jews were renowned for having their head pieces removed? :p
<@|Kippa|> Ewwwwww.
<@TheDarkOne> so you're saying kippa's a ....
<@|Kippa|> Pizza monster.
<@|Kippa|> :D
< aceman> Jewish onion ring
<@DJCarlos> i loled
<@DJCarlos> |Kippa| is really a foreskin
<@DJCarlos> smegging ell
<@|Kippa|> Meh this isn't fair. Gotta get Marik back so you lot will all stop taking the piss out of meh.
<@DJCarlos> see what i did there :P

<Ozbert> what is there in life if you can pettily and pedantily pick at other peoples spelling?
<Ozbert> fuckit
<Ozbert> pedanticaly

<StarMonkey> it was a learning curve experiment
<BlackIsle|W0rk> lol StarMonkey, where abouts on the curve did you get before you realised you weren't learning anything?

<JackSchitt> hers is older and she uses rechargeables
<JackSchitt> she loves it
<JackSchitt> uses it on her leg sat in the comfy chair

[10:12] <Fat_Loser> ozy, what happens if I uninstall my hd?
[10:12] == Fat_Loser [~me@host81-149-186-52.in-addr.btopenworld.com] has quit [Signed off]

<BA|Work> we aint all richkids like u
<Eoa-Swam> why am i rich?
<BA|Work> cuase u live down south
<BA|Work> u talk properly
<BA|Work> ur mum knows how to use hte internet

<@|Kippa|> Nutsy have you not got normal internet access this weekend?
<Nutsy> nope sorry
<qui> nothing to do with Nutsy could / can ever be considered normal
<Nutsy> :(
<Nutsy> i can be sain some times

<Nutsy> nothing wrong with my face :( i got a bit of a big nose but its ok as long as you look at me face on

<BlackIsle> SERIOUSLY, WTF??!?!?!??? http://www.ubuntuce.com/
<BlackIsle> "Along with the standard Ubuntu applications, Ubuntu Christian Edition includes the best available Christian software. The latest release contains Xiphos, OpenSong, E-Sword installer, and much more."
<BlackIsle> WTF?!? A Christian application called E-Sword??? Is that used to search google for infadels? The digital Chrusades?!?!?!?!
<Pi|Mu|Rho> hehe

<blackisle> erg, bad day, expensive night, feel like a lecherous old man
<Pi|Mu|Rho> hired too many hookers again?
<blackisle> was sat at the side of a dancefloor drinking fine whisky - dance floor was full of 18 to 26yr old swedish girls.
<Pi|Mu|Rho> god, must have been awful for you.
<blackisle> it was heavenly :) I would have fucked them all, including the boys

* Nutsy crys Jim Hensons in london shut down
Nutsy): ok a few years ago now but i didnt know
(Nutsy): i only found out when i thought to check for jobs there
(moro): they had loads of muppets there, can't imagine many spare positions
(Nutsy): oh thanks
(@groovyf): lol
(x10): heh too easy
(@TheDarkOne): heh
(BlackIsle|W0rk): lol
* Nutsy goes back to his lonly dark corner

<@qui> I think I flatlined last night
<@Tezz> how many is that now? 53?
<@qui> around that
<@Tezz> there are windows 95 email servers that have a greater uptime than that
<@Skum> so you die in your sleep?
<@Skum> crikey, you'd confuse the fuck out of freddie krueger