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<DJCarlos> apparently fayes friend was in M&S
<DJCarlos> in front of them in the queue is a mother and her young kid argueing about sweets
<DJCarlos> the boy says in the loudest possible voice
<DJCarlos> "If you dont let me have sweets ill tell everyone i saw you kissing daddies willy last night"
<DJCarlos> :/
<Jolene> ollol
<DJCarlos> woman promtly dumps basket and walks out
<DJCarlos> but how funny is that
<Jolene> at least someone's getting some
<DJCarlos> not any more.
<DJCarlos> kids eh

<@|Kippa|> Evening people.
<@|Kippa|> o/
<@DJCarlos> hi kips o/
<@DJCarlos> smoke me a |Kippa|, i'll be back by breakfast.
<@TheDarkOne> have tried Laphroaig but don't much like peaty whisky
<@DJCarlos> that was the one
<@TheDarkOne> very smoky flavor to it
<@TheDarkOne> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laphroaig "Laphroaig is considered one of the most strongly flavoured of all scotch whiskies"
<@|Kippa|> That was how I got the Kippa nick, from an Ace Rimmer quote from 'Red Dwarf'. I just changed it from kipper to kippa to make it more unique, not realising that a kippa is a jewish head
piece.
<@|Kippa|> Fecking owned.
<@|Kippa|> :(
<@|Kippa|> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kippa
< Pi|Mu|Rho> I thought Jews were renowned for having their head pieces removed? :p
<@|Kippa|> Ewwwwww.
<@TheDarkOne> so you're saying kippa's a ....
<@|Kippa|> Pizza monster.
<@|Kippa|> :D
< aceman> Jewish onion ring
<@DJCarlos> i loled
<@DJCarlos> |Kippa| is really a foreskin
<@DJCarlos> smegging ell
<@|Kippa|> Meh this isn't fair. Gotta get Marik back so you lot will all stop taking the piss out of meh.
<@DJCarlos> see what i did there :P

<Ozbert> what is there in life if you can pettily and pedantily pick at other peoples spelling?
<Ozbert> fuckit
<Ozbert> pedanticaly

<StarMonkey> it was a learning curve experiment
<BlackIsle|W0rk> lol StarMonkey, where abouts on the curve did you get before you realised you weren't learning anything?

<JackSchitt> hers is older and she uses rechargeables
<JackSchitt> she loves it
<JackSchitt> uses it on her leg sat in the comfy chair

[10:12] <Fat_Loser> ozy, what happens if I uninstall my hd?
[10:12] == Fat_Loser [~me@host81-149-186-52.in-addr.btopenworld.com] has quit [Signed off]

<BA|Work> we aint all richkids like u
<Eoa-Swam> why am i rich?
<BA|Work> cuase u live down south
<BA|Work> u talk properly
<BA|Work> ur mum knows how to use hte internet

<@|Kippa|> Nutsy have you not got normal internet access this weekend?
<Nutsy> nope sorry
<qui> nothing to do with Nutsy could / can ever be considered normal
<Nutsy> :(
<Nutsy> i can be sain some times

<Nutsy> nothing wrong with my face :( i got a bit of a big nose but its ok as long as you look at me face on

<BlackIsle> SERIOUSLY, WTF??!?!?!??? http://www.ubuntuce.com/
<BlackIsle> "Along with the standard Ubuntu applications, Ubuntu Christian Edition includes the best available Christian software. The latest release contains Xiphos, OpenSong, E-Sword installer, and much more."
<BlackIsle> WTF?!? A Christian application called E-Sword??? Is that used to search google for infadels? The digital Chrusades?!?!?!?!
<Pi|Mu|Rho> hehe

<blackisle> erg, bad day, expensive night, feel like a lecherous old man
<Pi|Mu|Rho> hired too many hookers again?
<blackisle> was sat at the side of a dancefloor drinking fine whisky - dance floor was full of 18 to 26yr old swedish girls.
<Pi|Mu|Rho> god, must have been awful for you.
<blackisle> it was heavenly :) I would have fucked them all, including the boys

* Nutsy crys Jim Hensons in london shut down
Nutsy): ok a few years ago now but i didnt know
(Nutsy): i only found out when i thought to check for jobs there
(moro): they had loads of muppets there, can't imagine many spare positions
(Nutsy): oh thanks
(@groovyf): lol
(x10): heh too easy
(@TheDarkOne): heh
(BlackIsle|W0rk): lol
* Nutsy goes back to his lonly dark corner

<@qui> I think I flatlined last night
<@Tezz> how many is that now? 53?
<@qui> around that
<@Tezz> there are windows 95 email servers that have a greater uptime than that
<@Skum> so you die in your sleep?
<@Skum> crikey, you'd confuse the fuck out of freddie krueger

* djphone has joined #trickery
<djphone> wow
<djphone> irc on my ohone
* djphone has quit IRC (Ping timeout)

<|Kippa|> Cocks go forward at 2am.
<|Kippa|> So 2am becomes 3am.
<|Kippa|> :)
<Frymaster> at 1am iirc
<DJCarlos> tbh
<DJCarlos> i cant tell whta ime it is nwo
<Jolene> cocks?
<Jolene> oh my
<|Kippa|> Whups.
<|Kippa|> You new I meant clocks yes.
<|Kippa|> ¬_¬
<|Kippa|> Good job Qui isn't around or else the fecker would have added it to I-Rox.
<|Kippa|> I AM NOT going to become the new Marik!

* +qui sighs
<+qui> why are people so fucking stupid
<@DJCarlos> i don't know
<@DJCarlos> but the most certainly are

<@Tezz> well if the rest of my life were to contain cocks in prison i guess large ones would be better, at least that way i'd not get any constipation
<@Tezz> it's a somewhat dubious line of reasoning though, i admit

<qui> I thought I'd be really clever last night and had a chilli burger with extra chilli on and extra chilli peppers
<qui> my arse is on fire :(
<Cenobite> make sure you dont change contacts or rub your pee pee after that
<Cenobite> having adjusted the contacts thing it wasnt fun
<Zebarmy> heh reminds me of rugby days...
<qui> I don't tend to wipe my arse with my hand
<qui> don't know what you scots do
<Zebarmy> deep heat on your hands, grab another blokes testicles..
<qui> ...
<Cenobite> i dont have contacts lens's on my ass though
<Zebarmy> then run away laughing :D
<Zebarmy> "AAAAAARGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
<Cenobite> rugby players all closet freaks
<Zebarmy> yeah mostly
<qui> most of them don't bother with the closet

<qui> right well I've spent nearly 3 hours now doing every test I can to my watch
<qui> it appears it actually bought me a genuine one
<Cenobite> it?
<Cenobite> LOL YOU CUNT
<qui> !s/it/she
<Cenobite> calling a loved one who bought you a nice watch an it
<Cenobite> you utter cunt
<keyz> lol
<qui> yes, a genuine submariner rolex :o
<Cenobite> man thats harsh
<qui> I didn't expect it to be real!
<tombee> how much qui ?
<Cenobite> 3 grand?
<qui> she's worse with money than me ffs

<@Petru> I can happily report for the mockers and naysayers, DF launch has been an utter catastrophe, fwiw :)
<Cenobite> yeh was a shocker
<Cenobite> with luck they recover before people get bored of waiting
<Zebarmy> Petru agreed
<@Petru> well, last night the "launch patch" they released uninstalled the client
<Cenobite> thats just fucking lame to highest level
<@Petru> then the launch version of the game had some game breaking bug in it so as soon as servers came up they came back down
<Cenobite> not as bad as eve deleting boot.ini
<Cenobite> but still
<@Petru> they way they are processing billing suggests they have a few people sitting around PDQ machines
<@Petru> and now they've finally got some billing done and servers up, patch server has crashed stopping people from actually logging into the server
<qui> pld

<SphericaL`> yeah but zeb ur about as much use as Jade Goodys chemotherapist
<Lungboy> i bought that slags charity fundraider calendar
<Lungboy> useless fuicking thing only goes to march

<soc> i only leave my desk for you magazine or femail calls, occasional metro calls, because they have fitties of the fitties, everyone else use remote desktop
<qui> you slut
<qui> good man

<@Skum> what kind of dirty slut gets STDs ffs :/

<@Petru> but that was a good night
<@Petru> the highlight of the night being my mates videoing me fighting with a cash machine
<@Petru> getting all irate and angry
<@Petru> when it turns out i put my driving licence in it

<Erinak> woot, my friend didnt die.. so my weekend is free
<@Tezz> er
<@Tezz> what
<Erinak> well if he had died id have to go make new friends
<@Tezz> are you being serious?
<Erinak> yes and no, i really am glad my friend didnt die
<Erinak> and if he had it would have put a bit of a downer on my weekend
<@Tezz> no shit