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* Nutsy crys Jim Hensons in london shut down
Nutsy): ok a few years ago now but i didnt know
(Nutsy): i only found out when i thought to check for jobs there
(moro): they had loads of muppets there, can't imagine many spare positions
(Nutsy): oh thanks
(@groovyf): lol
(x10): heh too easy
(@TheDarkOne): heh
(BlackIsle|W0rk): lol
* Nutsy goes back to his lonly dark corner

<@qui> I think I flatlined last night
<@Tezz> how many is that now? 53?
<@qui> around that
<@Tezz> there are windows 95 email servers that have a greater uptime than that
<@Skum> so you die in your sleep?
<@Skum> crikey, you'd confuse the fuck out of freddie krueger

* djphone has joined #trickery
<djphone> wow
<djphone> irc on my ohone
* djphone has quit IRC (Ping timeout)

<|Kippa|> Cocks go forward at 2am.
<|Kippa|> So 2am becomes 3am.
<|Kippa|> :)
<Frymaster> at 1am iirc
<DJCarlos> tbh
<DJCarlos> i cant tell whta ime it is nwo
<Jolene> cocks?
<Jolene> oh my
<|Kippa|> Whups.
<|Kippa|> You new I meant clocks yes.
<|Kippa|> ¬_¬
<|Kippa|> Good job Qui isn't around or else the fecker would have added it to I-Rox.
<|Kippa|> I AM NOT going to become the new Marik!

* +qui sighs
<+qui> why are people so fucking stupid
<@DJCarlos> i don't know
<@DJCarlos> but the most certainly are

<@Tezz> well if the rest of my life were to contain cocks in prison i guess large ones would be better, at least that way i'd not get any constipation
<@Tezz> it's a somewhat dubious line of reasoning though, i admit

<qui> I thought I'd be really clever last night and had a chilli burger with extra chilli on and extra chilli peppers
<qui> my arse is on fire :(
<Cenobite> make sure you dont change contacts or rub your pee pee after that
<Cenobite> having adjusted the contacts thing it wasnt fun
<Zebarmy> heh reminds me of rugby days...
<qui> I don't tend to wipe my arse with my hand
<qui> don't know what you scots do
<Zebarmy> deep heat on your hands, grab another blokes testicles..
<qui> ...
<Cenobite> i dont have contacts lens's on my ass though
<Zebarmy> then run away laughing :D
<Zebarmy> "AAAAAARGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
<Cenobite> rugby players all closet freaks
<Zebarmy> yeah mostly
<qui> most of them don't bother with the closet

<qui> right well I've spent nearly 3 hours now doing every test I can to my watch
<qui> it appears it actually bought me a genuine one
<Cenobite> it?
<Cenobite> LOL YOU CUNT
<qui> !s/it/she
<Cenobite> calling a loved one who bought you a nice watch an it
<Cenobite> you utter cunt
<keyz> lol
<qui> yes, a genuine submariner rolex :o
<Cenobite> man thats harsh
<qui> I didn't expect it to be real!
<tombee> how much qui ?
<Cenobite> 3 grand?
<qui> she's worse with money than me ffs

<@Petru> I can happily report for the mockers and naysayers, DF launch has been an utter catastrophe, fwiw :)
<Cenobite> yeh was a shocker
<Cenobite> with luck they recover before people get bored of waiting
<Zebarmy> Petru agreed
<@Petru> well, last night the "launch patch" they released uninstalled the client
<Cenobite> thats just fucking lame to highest level
<@Petru> then the launch version of the game had some game breaking bug in it so as soon as servers came up they came back down
<Cenobite> not as bad as eve deleting boot.ini
<Cenobite> but still
<@Petru> they way they are processing billing suggests they have a few people sitting around PDQ machines
<@Petru> and now they've finally got some billing done and servers up, patch server has crashed stopping people from actually logging into the server
<qui> pld

<SphericaL`> yeah but zeb ur about as much use as Jade Goodys chemotherapist
<Lungboy> i bought that slags charity fundraider calendar
<Lungboy> useless fuicking thing only goes to march

<soc> i only leave my desk for you magazine or femail calls, occasional metro calls, because they have fitties of the fitties, everyone else use remote desktop
<qui> you slut
<qui> good man

<@Skum> what kind of dirty slut gets STDs ffs :/

<@Petru> but that was a good night
<@Petru> the highlight of the night being my mates videoing me fighting with a cash machine
<@Petru> getting all irate and angry
<@Petru> when it turns out i put my driving licence in it

<Erinak> woot, my friend didnt die.. so my weekend is free
<@Tezz> er
<@Tezz> what
<Erinak> well if he had died id have to go make new friends
<@Tezz> are you being serious?
<Erinak> yes and no, i really am glad my friend didnt die
<Erinak> and if he had it would have put a bit of a downer on my weekend
<@Tezz> no shit

<@|Kippa|> I am not and will not change sex.
<@|Kippa|> Ever.
<+qui> except at weekends
<+qui> amirite?
<@|Kippa|> I NEVER eat tuna pizza!
<@|Kippa|> I might try a salmon pizza just to see what it is like, but NEVER tuna.
<+qui> I was implying that you dress as a ladyboy at weekends actually :(

[@Gaz^] Hmmm. Tomb Raider Underworld data file. It's called tru.dat
[@Gaz^] I shouldn't laugh.
[@Gaz^] It's not even that funny.
[@aceman] fo sho

(x10) mhal: who is kristen bell?
(mhal) x10: He he he. Just who is kristen bell?
(x10) bah got it so it refered to her as sierro's future wife
(chippy) she may be his future wife, but shes going to be my future mistress
(Sierro) you wish
(chippy) no
(chippy) I pray
(Sierro) touche
(chippy) actually, Ive kinda gone off her a bit after spiderman 1
(Sierro) ffs
(Sierro) that's kirsten dunst you foo

< bwill> this is going nowhere fast
< bwill> i called the CU
< rmont> CU's never know anything.
< bwill> 'what did you put in the search?'
< bwill> 'oh i don't remember, i used a backdoor thing'
< bwill> 'oh.....'
< bwill> i wonder if i could get that backdoor thing
< bwill> or access to it i mean
< rmont> lol, yeah, I hear you like accessing backdoors... :D

<stevielis> im right bored
<ealtdharkon> Search for concrete porn
<stevielis> no
<ealtdharkon> it is actually out there
<stevielis> wow
<ealtdharkon> I know
<ealtdharkon> it's shit though
<stevielis> oh :(
<ealtdharkon> Don't get me wrong I mean...
<ealtdharkon> I like concrete... and I love porn.
<ealtdharkon> I also love my mum, and shagging.
<ealtdharkon> But two things you love...
<ealtdharkon> Don't always go well together.

(@CaptainWes): I'm a proud pastafarian
(@TLC): pasta ? lmao
(@TLC): CaptainWes, i'm proud to be goulasharian
* TLC gigglefits
(@CaptainWes): shit tlc you are in the uk, you could be a real jedi
(@sc_cutie): haha TLC
(@TLC): :D
(@TLC): CaptainWes, you should see my light sabre, it glows in the dark and buzzes
(@CaptainWes): does it smell like good salmon with a squeeze of citrus
(Vincent0ne-): yummy
(Vincent0ne-): had that on sunday
(@TLC): oh yes ;)
(@CaptainWes): im not sure what is funnier - the picture in my head of vincent not getting that or your answer
(@TLC): roflmao

<ealtdharkon> I'm back - I got DOUGHNUTS!
<littlegothspawn> I <3 DOUGHNUTS
<ealtdharkon> They don't love you.
<ealtdharkon> You ate their friends.
<littlegothspawn> Yes i did i hunted them and then munched their gooey insides
<ealtdharkon> You cold hearted killer you...
<littlegothspawn> Yesh I let them watch eachother get eaten too
<ealtdharkon> Uh.... Rachel..?
<ealtdharkon> Doughnuts don't have eyes.
<ealtdharkon> Are you sure you weren't killing fat babies?
<littlegothspawn> SHIT

garyh: that new moisturiser i bought is actually pretty nice.
garyh: :)
garyh: smells amazing.
BlackIsle|Work: LOL! GHEY!
* garyh slaps BlackIsle|Work around a bit with a large trout
garyh: shut up you.
garyh: i need to gain some sort of relief from how much it cost me :(
BlackIsle|Work: rofl
BlackIsle|Work: hand moisturiser is it garyh?
* BlackIsle|Work lollerskates about the offices
* garyh punches BlackIsle|Work in the face.

< Sierro|lappy> i have chicken
<@DJCarlos> i don't
< Jolene> i did
< Jolene> but i om nom nom nommed it
< Melly> i om nom nommed fish
<@DJCarlos> i nommed battered sausage and chips
< garyh> battered sausage?? lol
<@DJCarlos> wtf lol
<@DJCarlos> garyh ?
< garyh> you cook that yourself? very strange combo.
<@DJCarlos> you really do lead a sheltered life don't you
<@DJCarlos> go into ANY fish and chip shop
<@DJCarlos> and battered sausage is on the menu
< garyh> :o
< garyh> i just get fish and chips. :/

< Pi|Mu|Rho> why oh why oh why does a google image search for "military uniform" bring up so many pictures that only nutsy would approve of?

jimbobaggies: ninety five fucking million!! get in there
Brocken: counting your crabs? :p
Melly: notches on his bed
amok|: you won euro millions jimbo?
Melly: u think hed be on here if he did?
amok|: probably
Melly: he wudda kicked his pc so hard going FUCK U IM BYING A ALIENWARE
the_funkmaster: why?
@Ventral: because he wants to buy Alienware with his millions?
Melly: i wud just to see what they like
DJCarlos: just one?
Brocken: it'd raise a few eyebrows if jimbobaggies had won the euromillions - seeing as it isn
Brocken: 't eing drawn til tonight :p
Sierro: um
Sierro: try again
Pi|Mu|Rho: I think Brocken is confused
Sierro: as usual
Sierro: tell you what Brocken, buy a ticket for "tonight's" draw, I recommend you choose 17, 28, 30, 38, 44
Sierro: though you'd probably share the winnings with everyone else, seeing as those numbers are plastered over the news